Thursday, November 24, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE - ME CYAAN KEEP UP WID DI EVERYDAY COURT GWANINGS SO ME TINK ME AGO NEED SOME GUEST JUDGES FROM TIME TO TIME - SEE CASE BELOW:


Good Day Judge Limit. Me jus ago get str8 to di pint an done. Me feel like me man pon di side TIE me!!! Me an me baby fadda a come from school days. On an off an on again moretimes. One a di mashing up time dem, me start deal wid a lickle man an him treat me nice an so and what a man know how fi please a woman!! Mek me jus tell unu say my baby fadda say him nah go down pon no woman. From me an him dey him neva do dat to me yet. Your honor, me not gwine lie to yuh, from di lickle man start do it to me - it coming like a di ongle time dem dey me eva cum an me nah lie to unu!! Me neva have dem feelings dey yet from me a tek man till now!! Me start a suggest it to me baby fadda but him nah budge so me no stop dash it pon di next man - right now how me see it, me can deal wid an put up wid being broke an struggling but me cyaan deal wid not getting my p**** suck! Any advise??

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ME KNOW ME A SLACKING BUT DIS CASE TUN UP AN CYAAN COOL!!! SEE CASE BELOW:



Good Morning Judge Limit! Me wan you fi post da case ya fi me! Me no know where fi start.sorta kinda...my best friend an har man jus get married an a start out dem lickle life togedda!
Last week me an my main squeeze was in Ochi and I could swear me see my fren new husband wid a next woman - anyways, me neva wan jump to any conclusions so me ping me fren an we start chat it up an me ask har fi XYZ an she say him leave last nite for work in Mobay - so me say maybe is not him. Inna di nite now, we at some the club in Ochi an guess who an who walked in politely?? Ye sme love, him an di same girl me see him wid earlier in di day. I made sure he saw me and him hurry up an come ova to where me stand up an di girl kindly falla backa him an him introduced har. bay hold up on an hug but u can tell say him uncomfortable tru me is dere.
Next mawning pure texts from him a beg me please fi no tell him wife an dat di lady was a coworker an nutten nah happen. Di ting is, I was gonna fish out di story before I says nutten to my fren but it seems to me like him done confess aready an now me cramp up an no know wha fi do - Mancourt me need unu fi help me!

Monday, October 31, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: IN ALL MY YEARS PON DIS PLANET (which by the way is only 25!) ME NEVA EVA HEAR NUTTEN SO SINFUL AN WICKED SO LACKA DIS A ONE YAH! DEM SAY MAN WICKED BUT DIS WOMAN BITTAH!! SEE CASE BELOW:


Good Morning Judge Limit and ManCourters. I honestly don't know where or how to start. First of all, me an my kids dem fadda live together like 4 years now, an we have 3 kids - him ome wid one an me wid another then we have one together. He is a great father and used to be a great man to me but di relationship done long time! About 2+ years ago, I went on vacation in Barbados and met a man there an we hit it off right from di getgo! I have been back a few time to visit him and on one of my trips - we got married there. Him know say me live wid me kids dem fadda an ting tho. Anyways, me file fi him come live wid me. Me figure say by di time di paperwork fi come tru me an me yute dem fadda would done an so an so. Well, last week, him get di a letter in di mail fi go in fi him visa. Now me a fret cuz me an me babyfadda still 'kinda' dey togedda an inna a way - tings a get back good between we. Lawd me no know wha fi do now.

Friday, October 28, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: SECRETS, SECRETS, DUTTY SECRETS! UNU MUS STOP DIS WHOLE HEAP A MAN RECYCLING, ONLY PAPER, PLASTIC AN SODA CANS PLS! - SEE CASE BELOW:


     


      Good Day Madame Limit and Jurors. Thanks for your time. Ok, I will to bring this nastiness, a mean wickedness, ahmm jon crow yes jon crow to the courts after proposing to people then only to find out he was only doing dat so he could get in the undies and on top of that, he does not want the person because he is really in love her family member!
Ok, he was looking the girl for about 6 yrs, and the girl finally gave in and was with him for 1yr, only to find out that he was with her family, her cousin yrs b4 that, btw, he was married b4 and cheated on his then wife with the cousin so both him and cousin did even deh b4 he got married to the first wife. Anyways, when both him and the cousin lef and the wife lef, yrs him a look the girl when she finally give and him went to all the pastor tell the pastor sey him want to marry the girl she go talk to the pastor to, and then out the blues the man start hype pon di girl! They broke up fi couple a yrs den went back cus him claim sey him change. One day she an the cousin a talk and the she tell the girl everything sey dem used to deh and a long time dem deh and every now and again them still sex!! Case open...


**SO ME GET IT ME DASH IT OOOOOOOOO**

Thursday, October 27, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: WHAT IS GOOD FI DI GOOSE IS MOST DEFINATELY GOOD FOR DI GANDER!!! ME DONE TALK! SEE CASE BELOW:



Good Day Judge Limit and Mancourters. Maybe the Court can help me shed some light on my situation.Me and my wife has been married for over 18 years now, from we a teenager an ting. Couple years ago, she find a condom inna me wallet an suppose u see how di woman carry on - big man, man haffi saggle up fi anyting zeen. Wha day now, me stay so an kick back cuz a me day off. Start straighten up di place an dem tings dey, wey me buck up pon? Inna wife handbag wey she carry go work di day before - bout 3 boots an all di bag wey 1 a dem did inna. Yo me get bringle!! But me nah too jump up an rail yet - me wan corner har good an propa first - me a ask di court fi dem help. Lickle more.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: MAMA ALWAYS SAY WICKEDNESS CYANN DONE - SOME A UNU CREATE SOME DEVIOUS ACTS DEN HAVE DI NERVE FI JUSTIFY UNU ACTIONS! UNU IS A SET A WICKED!!! SEE CASE BELOW: ME CROSS!!!


Honorable Judge Limit, Members of the Jury, Court Spectators, a pleasant day to you all. I honestly don’t even know where to really start. My best friend and I have been friends since high school. About 2 years ago, she met and started dating this really nice man – a bit older than she is. After about 18 months into their relationship, he and I started sleeping with each other! Yes, I know we were beyond wrong but what is done is done. It gets better anyways. Two weeks ago, he proposed to me and I accepted. I really love him and he loves me. We want to spend our lives together. We have already started making plans for the wedding, won’t be anything tho. I know I will have a lot of explaining to do, to friends and family but because she is my best friend, I want to be the one to tell her. They never lived together and most of his time is being spent with me. I need some help – sounds twisted? I know. Thanks in advance.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: I AM THE OFFICIAL PRESIDING JUDGE OF THIS COURT AN NO OTHER. HOWEVER, I RELY ON THE PRESTIGIOUS MEMBERS OF THE JURY FOR THEIR EVER SO WORTHY VIEWS AND THAT IS WHY DIS COURT IS A SUCCESS! LET THIS BE AN OPEN INVITATION THAT ANYONE IS WELCOME TO COMMENT ON ANY/ALL CASES POSTED HERE. SEE CASE BELOW:



         Good Morning Judge Limit and ManCourters. First of all, thank you for posting my case. About three months ago, I was walking through the mall with one of my best friends, when I noticed my husband sitting and having what looked like to be lunch with this other woman. As I started walking towards them, he saw me and got up and quickly made his way to the male washroom. I went over and started talking to this ‘other’ woman. She told me that they were in fact seeing each other and that they are just getting over her miscarriage!!!!! At this point, I was livid! I went and knocked on the bathroom door – telling him to come out but he wouldn’t and he wasn’t saying anything so I ended up looking like a loser so I left and went home. He is yet to come home – ALL NOW!! His cell phone is cut off and when I call this other woman looking for my husband, she says she haven’t seen or heard from him either. I don’t know what to do now at this point.

Monday, October 24, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; GOOD MORNING MY FELLOW MANCOURTERS!! PPL ARE DEPENDING ON US TO HELP SORT OUT CERTAIN SITUATIONS - AN DAT WE SHALL DO! THIS MANCOURT IS ALWAYS RATED R - SEE CASE BELOW:

           


            Good Morning Judge Limit. So glad you ar eback with the court!! I have been having these thoughts and me no wan jump di gun. For a long time now, my boyfriend has been on me about having a 3some. I finally agreed to it but him say me must find the girl. Me say – so me ask one a me good friends an she say yes. First, me jus used to watch him and har go at it but eventually me join in and now I swear me love it more dan him. Di ting is now, wha day me tell one a me next fren an she ask me if me no fraid my fren tek way my man and how me know dem nah go at it when I am not there. See the thing is, my fren no have no man right now and me cyan help but wonder; in a way it kinda seem like me, she an my man dey still. I should I handle this delicate situation. Thanks!

Friday, October 21, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; WELCOME BACK TO DI REGULARS, NEWBIE, SNOOPIES AN EVERYBODY WEY A SAY DI COURT FI TUN UP LONG TIME!! I MISS YOU ALL!! SHALL WE GET DOWN TO BUSINESS??? SEE CASE BELOW:

        

           Good day Judge Limit. I am happy that the Court is back up and running again – much love. I am having a serious problem with my man. Last weekend I decided to clean out our bedroom closet you know – jus before the winter/xmas kicks in. Empty a few drawers, fold up some clothes and put way some of our summer stuff. One a di draw dem did hard fi pull out so wid some force it come out and stuck inna di back a di dresser is a bag wid some packages in it. Me neva yet see dem before. When me go tru di bag dem, a pure chiney brush, stone, viagara, stone 100, pure pump up pill an dem summen dey me see in dey. NOWWWWWWW Muma Limit, my man neva eva use none a dme tings here pon me yet cuz him can barely last 5 minutes when me start fling it up. Me tek out a sample of each an put back di rest fi di confrontation. When di man come in an me ask, him say him nah use dem but everyman always have dem tings dere an more time a him him fren dem link fi one when dem ago mash a works. So me go as far as ask him how comes him no use dem when me an him in bed an him ago say me nah go can manage him when him under dem vibes dey an him no wan use dem tings dey wid him personal woman. Me wan know ey di Court tink cuz me no inna it wid no man!


Tuesday, June 14, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: A GOD WE SAY ALL DAY EVERYDAY!! MINE HOW UNU A TEXT PON UNU PHONE LOL

"Hello Judge and Mancourters. Me inna some hot wata right now an me not even know wey me ago do. Me need some advice. Me man buy me a new phone right, so me mek sure say me delete all a my numbers an pics out my old phone but me neva memba fi tek out di text dem. Now my man phone nah work an him ago gwan use my old phone till him sort out back him phone. Fuss ting di man do when him put in him chip a str8 to di text msging. Anyways, me see him a read up an him nah stop stop read. Den bout 2 days lata him start talk bout some text wey him see inna me phone. Fi tell u di truth, me no too memba none a dem text dey enuh but me know say me is very 'textually active'. Me flirt big time pon my phone but dem no mean nutten. I swear. Me no know how fi explain to him say a jus flirting cuz him still ago get mad pon me - any advice from the court will do"


Tuesday, June 7, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: WELCOME BACK TO DI COURT ONE AN ALL!! ME MISS UNU AN ME SURE UNU MISS ME AN DI COURT TOO - WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY, MEK WE GET TO DI TING - YEA?

"Good morning Your Honor and Mancourt. Me inna one interesting situation. Me an me kids dem fadda dey fi over 18 years now and me have 3 kids fi him. We jus start back living together fi di last 3 years or so now. After we first son a 2, we did separate fi awhile fi bout 4 years or so but we get back togedda an have we next son.

Bout 3 months ago, one a my babyfadda fren bring him ‘new’ girl an introduce to we. Me an har link cuz u know tru di man dem a hang on, me an har go chill too – hit up 2 club do di double date ting. Anyways, last week she an fi har man kick off an di start say how him ago tell me bout she an my babyfadda. Di girl start cry now and say it happen 12 years ago an it was nutten – what was nutten?? She an my babyfadda used to fuck! OK Kool. Here my man explanation now: say it happen bout 12 to 13 years ago an dat di girl tell him when she an him fren start fuck say fi nuffi say nutten mek bygones be bygones. Now unu tell me, wha kinda fuckin alliance him gone form wid dis gal?? Me a say him shoulda tell me mek me decide how fi deal wid har. Me nah say me woulda war wid har cuz dat a when me an him did lef but no woman no wan par wid no woman wey dem man used to hood!!"


Thursday, May 26, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: SOME A UNU NEED FI UNDERSTAN UNU BAXIDE SELF!! KNOW UR RIGHTS PPL - YUH CYAAN INNA FARRIN LAND AN NO UNDERSTAND DI RULES AN KNOW WHERE TO TURN; SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Morning ManCourt. I need desperately need your advice. I been with my now husband for 3 years. We have been for married 10 months. He helped me to get my Green Card or Temporary Green Card. About 2 + months ago I went through his phone and found a text from dis girl saying she tiad fi go hotel and see dem a plan fi meet up on the Saturday.  Me neva say nutten to him. My big sister asked him to watch the kids for her Saturday cuz she was working late and him say yes. All she a call him Saturday he was nowhere to be found and didn’t show up till Sunday nite. I work as a live in caregiver from thurs-mon so me neva dey home when all dis a gwan. Anyways, when me come home, me go tru him phone again an see di same girl text him a pic of himself snoring. Me still no say nutten. When me a leave fi go back a work – him a text me an me nah ansa. Den him text me an say “I guess since you nah ansa me fi jus get me tings dem den” jus so enuh an u see tru me have dis anger built up, me tell him fi go get him tings dem an leave me key! And so he di but him neva leave me key. Him text me back an say him tek up di Green Card an him ago carry it in to Immigration. Him have di card bout 2 months now an say him nah gimme it back unless me get inna him good grace an how me a act up over foolishness cuz him an di girl a jus fren an him drop asleep ova har yawd. Honestly, me not even a worry bout no green card cuz how me feel now jus mek me wan run way lef him an di card."


Tuesday, May 24, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: GOOD MORNING MY LOYAL MANCOURT FOLLOWERS! NUFF A DEM SAD WHEN DEM FIND OUT SAY DEM ANO GOD - ABAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

"Good Morning Man Court and Judge Limit. Please see if you can help me figure this one out. One of my husband's co-worker and really close friend has started being a little too friendly with me, to the point where it is now making me uncomfortable. It started out with innocent hellos, and funny text forwards. Now, he has started texting me really late at nights like 1am and esp. when he knows my husband is working out of town. His compliments are starting to sound like pick up lines for eg. he'd say things like, "I'm the type he can see himself with etc etc". So far, I have stopped responding to his texts and is trying really hard to ignore him. I haven't said anything to my hubby yet cuz he thinks highly of this person and I know it's gonna make him really upset and I don't want him to lose his job. Please tell me what to do. Thanks."

Thursday, May 19, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: GOOD DAY ALL. I HAVE BEEN GETTING NUMEROUS EMAILS AN MSGS FROM PPL WHO FEEL SAY UNU NAH REALLY GIVE NO ADVISE PON DI CASE DEM UNU JUS A TALK UP DI TINGS DEM WEY NO RELATED. WHILE 'SOME' HUMOUR IS FUN AN GIGGLEABLE (IF DAT IS EVEN A WORD) WE MUS MEK SURE SAY WE NAH NEGLECT OUR ROLE AS THE ADVISE GIVER - SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Morning Judge Limit and Mancourters. Me no understand dem man here enuh. Imagine, me have a lickle man or so me did tink. No relationship no perfect, we have we ups and downs. Bout a month ago me lickle sista link me an say how my man dey pon Facebook a pose off wid woman an bay tings. Me dey pon facebook too enuh but him is not pon my friends’ list. Him page no private still so when me go look – a crazy pics me see – him an one gal from di states inna crazy pics a pose off wid captions bout ‘me an me baby’, ‘me an wifey’ an dem very recent too – me wan know a when she come Jamaica f idem tek dem picture here cuz dem very recent. When me confront him, dis a wey him say to me ‘DAT GIRL IS MY TICKET OUTTA JAMAICA AN ME NAH MEK NOBODY STOP DAT…ME NO CARE A WHO!!!’ Me ago leave it dey so an mek di Court decide"



Wednesday, May 18, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: OFF TO A LATE START BUT BETTA LATE DAN NEVA - HOWDY MY MAN COURTERS!!! SEE BIG CASE MANAGEMENT BELOW: PLS GIVE UP DI ADVISE DEM CUZ DI LADY WANT IT FI LICKLE MORE

"Good Day Judge Limit and ManCourters. Me tiad a di same ol BS everyday wid da man yah wey me dey wid. Everyday is something new and something else. Me no know if unu remember di 1st case me did sen it in. Di one wey him tell lie bout him inna accident an when me walk go look wey him claim say di accident happen not accident nutten an all me a call him, him nah ansa den him come home bout him an cousin did a reason. Anyways, Monday nite me an him a fold up some clothes an ting. Him get inna dis heat bout phone lock off an him neva notice ray ray ray. Me neva did a tek notice but den di house phone ring an is fi him call so when me go fi gi him di house phone me see him downstairs pon him cell a try talk inna him throat. Me jus in time fi hear him a tell di person bout we son an him school an how di school work etc. Me neva too penny it – me jus see di phone here. Me gwan linga linga downstairs now an hear him start talk bout me now like di person a ask how we get we son inna da school dey u know – so right away me figure is somebody wey know bout me an him den right? Cuz dem a ask bout me an me son.

Me wid my nuff self hear a woman vice an ask him a who dat – him say a somebody a ask him summen. So me ask if a somebody wey me know an him blaze up long time say XXX him fren baby madda an tru she a plan fi move she wan know bout di school me say alright den so wha di secret fah den. Plus wha day me did a look fi a number fi XXX too cuz she have some dvd fi me wey me lend har. Dis morning now (Wednesday), me it neva sit well wid me so me ask him fi gimme XXX number mek me call har bout di dvd. Him a scroll roun an a buck shuffle den gimme one numba. When me call it numba no exist – no not in service enug ‘NOT ASSIGNED’. So me say to him say no man wrong numba dis – an start help him look fi di number inna him phone from May 16 (me know say a after 9 inna di night so a dat time frame me a look inna) buck up pon a nex numba now an him say a it dat so me call it – gal say she no name XXX an have crazy attitude too enuh. But right away me pick up di vice. So me tell him say wrong number again an him start say a da # dey she call him pon an is fi har numba. So me call it back infront of him an di ask di gal if she know him, she say no. So me start say to him say wid di gal pon di phone a wrong numba dis man an start bawl out him name. Hear di gal pon speaker phone bout yes me know him an him wife like she tink she smart – me jus tell har say me no wan hear nutten from she cuz when she fi know him she neva him an hang up. Me jus walk off lef him. But me no know right now how fi approach it cuz me know it no done a rass. Me did wan call har back but me feel like say him dun call har aready when me leave."


Tuesday, May 17, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: GOOD MORNING GENKLE PPL...NO WORD OF A LIE...GOD HAS BEEN GOOD TO ME, A BAY PRAISES ME A SING TO HIM STR888 - DEM NEVA DID A LIE WHEN DEM SAY JESUS NEVER FAILS!!!

"Good Day Mancourters and Judge Limit. I don't know how to word dis widout sounding an makin myself confused! My husband asked me a questions 2 days ago an all now me cyaan answer. Me an him have mutual friends, right, an dis 1 fren in particular XXX, is here an she no have no docs. She been here bout 7 or so years no an have one lickle boy. We've been very helpful to her and I met her tru my husband. They grow up together. Bottom Line is; my husband wants to marry her so that he can help her. How dat ago work now when me an him dun married aready. Dis mean say, him ago haffi divorce me den married she don't? So many things ago tru me head now. Me like har an everyting enuh but dis don't sound right at all - dis a madness. Any advise I will gladly take. Thanks in advance"

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: TODAY'S LESSON - BEWARE OF THE WICKEDNESS AROUND YUH - THE DEVIL IS REAL AND COME INNA ALL SHAPES AN FORMS - NOBODY NAH GO TRUST NO MAN WID 2 TEETH FORK AN TAIL BUT DEM WILL TRUST WELL DRESSED AND PRETTY SMILE - CAREFUL!!

"Good Day Judge Limit. Me jus ago get str8 to di point an dun. 9 years ago when me 1st meet my man, bout 4 months into it me find out say him dey wid next girl too. When me ask him, him say him know har from long time an nutten like dat. After bout 3 years into di relationship, him move in wid me an me an him live from eversince. Last week now, me get a call from di same girl from 9 years ago a tell me fi tell him say 'fi look out fi di papers' when me ask har which papers, she say di divorce one an how she an him married 8 years now!! How can you married to a man you an no live wid him? Apparently all dis time, she neva know say a me an him live she tink him live by himself. But even if dat a true too, u nah go sleep ova your husband place? Me find out say di woman have a bag a pickney, some a dem all my age but none fi him (me nah believe nutten him say). When me confront him, him say a from long time dat. So me ask him why him married har cuz she a citizen an him a citizen so a couldn't fi papers - hear di dutty man...di woman have house so him can get 50% a it. Me pack him up an put out him nasty rass but dats is just step one still - 9 years wid a person is a long time esp when kids involve u know dem way dem an di last baby me have fi him a 10 months old."


Monday, May 9, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: UNU IS A SET BY UNUSELVES! UNU CARRY ON BAD, UNU DO UNU ONE ANEDDA BAD - KEEP DI BIG DUTTY MAN COURT DISGRACE AT A MINIMAL PLS - DO ME A BEG UNU..MINE UNU MEK DI INTERNET PPL DEM COME AFTA ME LIKE RAGGA..SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Day Judge Limit. Me wan know wha fi do cuz me confuse, fraid and comin like me out fi mad too all in one. After 5 years with someone you would think you know this person inside out don't? Well, my man is a big man - 20 years my senior and last nite me jus couldn't believe wha happen when me an him a get it on. Imagine, me an my man claim say we a have sex an si man push him finger inna my B***! Me jump up an say no man, wey u a do an him say him a try summen new. Me say to him, suppose a me did a try summen new an do dat to him an di man say "DAT ANO NUTTEN!!" You honour pleaseeeeeeeee help me, me not even sure if me hear right - di man a say him wouldn't mind if me push my finger inna him B*** don't? Den him a try F*** again, me jus tell him say my vibes bruk enuh cuz me no know wha else him will mek smaddy put inna fi him own. Bottomline (LOL), me need some tips on how to proceed cuz nutten like dis neva happen to me yet enuh an me jus wan hear wha Man Court have to say too cuz me know dem no ramp fi talk dem mind. Bless"


Friday, May 6, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: UNU NO HAVE NO BEHAVIOR!! LOOK HOW UNU DO DI PLACE BOUT UNU A PROTEST - ISH PART UNU STAY AN VOTE? DAT ME WAN KNOW! TRY NO BADDA FEEL LIKE A TRU ME FRAIDA A UNU ME A DROP TIDAY CASE OH!

"Good Day Judge Limit. I am 23 years old and have been seeing this guy who is 28 for more than 3 months now. We haven't slept together yet because I don't want to add anymore to my list of ppl I already slept with. He says he understands but everytime we chill, he pressures me into having sex or doing something with him. Last time we hung out, I was on my period so he knew we couldn't do anything. Yet, he still insisted on me giving him head. I was reluctant at first cuz he was the only one going to enjoy it but later I gave in and did it. Of lately, he constantly text me dirty msgs which he didn't before and he wants us to have phone sex and all his texts since then are about sex or sexual contents. I told one of my friends what happened and she says when he gets the nookie he's gonna be done with me so I should just leave him alone. I am coonfused about what to do because I really like him but I am just not sure. Did I make a mistake by pleasing him? Thank you for all your advice!"

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: WEY ME STULLA AN STULLESHA (HATE DIS WORD) DEM DEY??!! RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

MAN COURTERS, LET'S ADDRESS THE ISSUES OF 'FURLONG', MARATHAN, LONG DISTANCE STULLA I.E HOW LONG IS LONG ENOUGH DURING SEX. I MEAN, IS THERE A SET TIME, TIMER, TIMING, WHEN HAVING SEX?

MEN ARE CRITIZED WHEN THEY CAN ONLY LAST 1, 2 OR EVEN 5 MINUTES!! ARE THEY ALSO CRITIZED WHEN THEY LAST 1, 2 OR EVEN 5 (WELL, I AM JUST PUSHING IT) HOURS?

WHAT, IN YOUR OPINION, IS AN IDEAL 'TIME' FOR SEX TO LAST? IS IT EVEN ABOUT TIMING OR AS LONG AS IT FEELS GOOD/ALRIGHT/NICE?

Foot Notes: By SEX I mean intercourse; at this time I am moving to exclude foreplay.


Tuesday, April 26, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: HOPE EVERY ONE HAD A PLEASANT EASTER AND PUT GOD FIRST AN NOT BUN! GOD ABOVE DEM...SEE CASE BELOW:

Good Day
Man Court
! I really don’t know where to start. When I was 18, I met my cousin’s boyfriend from overseas for the first time in Jamaica. Long story short, we ended up sleeping together. We had an affair for a good 3-4 years. I never feel bad in the beginning cuz she was always cheating on him and she made it so obvious too. At one point, I must have been out of my mind cuz I really wanted him and ended up telling him about her indiscretions and all give him some strong evidence too. But him confront har an dem still together. Finally, me an him jus mess around and hardly ever talk. He is no saint either cuz he had crazy girls that she knew about too. I am in no position to judge I know that. It’s been more dan 10 years now since it happened. My conscience a beat me bad and I was just wondering if I should tell her what happened, just to come clean and move on. She prlly won’t talk to me for the rest of her life and I honestly don’t want that. Do you think I should just let it stay how it is?

P.S. He never tried anything after – we’ve kept it pretty standard.


Tuesday, April 19, 2011

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: GOOD MORNING MAN COURTERS!! YOU HAVE A SET A GAL AN BIG WOMAN WHO LOVE RUN BACK A PPL AN GAL WEY DEM NO KNOW FROM JUMP STREET! DEN DEM GWAN LIKE DEM A LOOK NEX GAL FI RECRUIT PON DEM BAND WAGON - LISTEN ME CROSSES, TIAD FI TELL UNU SAY ME NO CHEER FI GAL...SOME A UNU A LICKLE GAL INNA BIG GAL BODY!!! SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Morning Man Courters! Here’s my case…Me is a big woman wid 4 big sons – my kids dem big big big, dem a big ppl wid dem kids an all dese tings. Now, me have a lickle young bwoy wey me an him a gwan wid a ting pon di regular but sons don’t know bout it or else dem would kill him! Me respect my family an my husband but my husband well sick, inna home an cyan do nutten. Me a human wid needs an feelings an me no wan no man my age fi come drop a sleep pon me – me want a young man fi come hackle me body!! Me know ppl ago say dis an dat but dis a my life an me ago live it how me want to. Me wan sit me sons dem down an tell dem bout me lickle man but me not sure how much details me must tell dem. Suppose dem all wan meet him an all dese tings?? Wey unu tink?"


Friday, April 15, 2011

MAN COURT IN SESSION; ALL RISE: HAPPY BDAY TO ME, HAPPY BDAY DEAR STACYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAPPY BDAY TO ME!!! ME GRANNY ALWAYS SAY - TOO MUCH A ONE TING IS GOOD FI NUTTEN...MAMA KNOWS BEST!

"Hello Man Court. Me have a lickle problem me wan drop inna di court. Afta me help dis yute get him docs, him no wan work. Everyday is a different excuse. Me an him live together and it has always been me paying for everything. Never bothered me so much then cuz me know say tru him nah no papers, him cyaan work so me get 2 jobs fi gwan hold down the bills. Now him get tru and nutten him nah look bout. Him cyaan not even buy a pin!! Lazy is not even di word!! Me siddung an talk to me, me an him reason an him gwan like him understan but nex day same ting! Me reach me last straw an me cyaan tek it nomore. Me done know what needs to happen here, I guess me jus a try fi hear wha other ppl woulda do in this situation."

Thursday, April 14, 2011

MAN COURT IN SESSION; ALL RISE: PRAISES BE TO THE MOST HIGH EVERYTIME!! CAN WE JUST GET TO DI NITTY GRITTY OF TINGS HERE....LET'S PROCEED...

IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS, I MUST/NEED TO KNOW IF WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE. YOU KNOW HOW SOME MAN BRAG HOW MUCH GAL DEM HAVE, HOW DEM HOOD WELL BIG AN HOW DEM CAN FUCK GOOD? YES, UNU KNOW DEM MAN DEM MAN...WELL, FROM TIME, ME ALWAYS HEAR SAY DI MAN DEM WEY GWAN SO 99% A DI TIME CANNOT DO JACK SHIT, DOH HAVE NO HOOD BUDDY AN ANY AMOUNT A GAL DEM HAVE DEM IS DOING SOMETHING ELSE TO KEEP DEM AROUND OR HAPPY.

TODAY, I WOULD LIKE TO ASK THE COURT TO SPEAK ON THIS MATTER, OFCOURSE, DI MAN DEM AGO RUN AN SAY HOW SOME GAL FRONT BIG RAY TAY TAY BUTTTTTT MORE MEN BRAG ABOUT DEM ABILITIES DAN WOMEN - ME NO FEEL SAY A WOMAN AGO TELL A MAN WEY A LOOK HAR HOW SHE TIGHT AN CAN WINE, ME RIGHT OR ME RIGHT?? BUT A MAN WILL TELL TELL A WOMAN HOW HIM HAVE 12 INCH A WAIT PON HAR AN WHEN SHE REACH 12 AS IN 1+2 INCHES = 3!!!


Wednesday, April 13, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: DEM WAN KNOW HOW WE DID IT BUT WE DID - RESTLESS OF TIMES WE BEEN TRU IT! TRU WE HOUSE AN WE CAR DEM LEGITTTT ABAYYYYYYYY!!!

"Good Morning Judge. Big up da Court yah str88888888888888!!! Me have a little issue an jus a wonder if unu can gimme some advice. Bout 2 years ago one a me close bredren drop out an leave him babymadda wid 3 yute. Cuz di yute dem did so young when him dead me did a gwan help har out wid dem an ting. So me an har get close an ppl start say tings but nutten like dat yuh zee me. From wha day doh, me notice how she start move away when man dey bout like she want a ting fig wan fi me an har. Man kinda iffy dem way dem tru a man bredren girl an ting but man like har too. Me wan know if unu feel say a vilation if me an har get involved? Me check fi har an di yute dem an a jus 1 yute me get still – but deep inside man feel away like jus tru a man fren girl it wrong yuh zee me?"


Tuesday, April 12, 2011

MAN COURT IN SESSION; ALL RISE: IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS, ME A MEK UNU KNOW SAY RESPECT IS DUE TO *ALL* MAN COURTERS AND ESP. DI JUDGE NOT TO MENTION THE LINK IS POSTED ON MY FB. I MUST COMMEND THOSE WHO CONTINUE TO SHOW TO SHOW RESPECT FOR THE COURT - BIG UP - BUT ME NO WAN INNA TUN INNA DI MANNATT AFFAIR ZEEN?!!

 "LET'S TALK ABOUT ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH SEX BECAUSE OF THE MANY DESCRPITIONS OF IT - WE'LL JUST TALK ABOUT A CERTAIN ASPECT (IF UNU CAN STAY ON TRACK AND NOT GET CARRIED AWAY). RECENTLY, I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH ABUNCH OF GIRLS ABOUT SEX: I TOLD THEM OF MY EXPERIENCE WID A BIG BUDDY AN HOW BIG HOOD NO REALLY GET WELL STIFF BUT RATHER FLUFFY AN STABLE; SHOW DEM A PIC TOO AN DEM SAY ME BRAVE - OH WELL...MAYBE BY US COVERING THIS TOPIC WE CAN BRING SOME PPL OUT OF THEIR SHELLS?"

HOW IMPORTANT ARE SEXUAL POSITIONS TO THE SEX ACT?

HOW MANY OF YOU ACTUALLY DEVICE A STRATEGY BEFORE SEX? E.G. ME AGO QUINT IT UP AN COCK IT UP...ETC ETC

AND JUST HOW MANY PPL REALLY THINK THEY ARE GOOD AT HAVING SEX (MEN EXCLUDED - UNU TINK UNU A DI BEST - POOR SOULS)

WARNING: ANY PERSONAL ATTACKS ON ANY MEMBER OF THE COURT WILL NOT BE PUSSYCLAAT TOLERATED! ME SAY SO!!

Monday, April 11, 2011

MAN COURT IN SESSION; ALL RISE: TODAY'S TOPIC WILL BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT - NOT A CASE BUT JUST GENERAL QUESTIONS FOR THE WOMEN AND OFCOURSE, THE MEN ARE FREE TO SHARE THEIR 2 CENTS OR HOWEVER MUCH DEM HAVE LEF - LOL!!

WHY DOES A WOMAN REALLY AN TRULY DON'T WANT A NEXT WOMAN FUCKING HER MAN?? I MEAN LIKE REALLY NOW ENUH! SINCE MAN COURT STARTED, I HAVE BEEN READING THE COMMENTS AND SO MANY POVS JUS LEAVE ME TO THIS QUESTION. DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH FEAR? LIKE FRAID SAY DI NEX WOMAN MIGHT BE BETTER DAN HAR IN BED? FRAID SAY DI MAN MIGHT LIKE DI NEX WOMAN BETTA? ORRR COULD IT BE JUS THE FACT THAT UR MAN IS PRLLY TOUCHING THIS PERSON THE SAME WAY HIM TOUCH YOU? U KNOW LIKE HOW HIM HOOD FI STIFF OFFA SHE AN SHE IS NOT YOU??? ORRR COULD IT JUST BE THE WHOLE BETRAYAL PART??

WE KNOW DAT AS WOMEN, WHEN WE INLOVE OR LOVE WE MAN (CUZ NUFF A WOMAN LOVE BUT NO INLOVE) WHEN WE FIND OUT BOUT DI CHEATING, DI PAIN WEY WE FEEL CANNOT, IS NOT AND IS HARDLY EVERY EXPLAINED - CAN WE TAKE A STAB AT "OUR" VIEWS ON THE WHY A MAN'S CHEATING  REALLY HITS 'THAT' SPOT?

p.s I AM NOT ASKING WHY MEN CHEAT - ME ASK WHY WE FEEL SAY DEM NUFFI CHEAT AN WHY WE FEEL DI WAY WE DO BOUT DI IF/WHEN DEM CHEAT!!!


Friday, April 8, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: HAPPY FLYDAY DEM SAY - DOH??!! WELL, OH WELL - AS THE DAYS GOES BY SO DOES LIFE. SOME PPL WILL/CAN FAKE IT ALL THE WAY THRU BUT I KNOW THE REAL PPL WILL MAKE IT ALL THE WAY THRU. TO ALL THE MAN COURTERS (THOSE WHO COMMENT, THOSE WHO COMMENT AN NO READ IT, THOSE WHO READ ONLY AND ESP. TO THOSE WHO CUT DEM EYE AN SCREW UP DEM FACE) THANK YOU ALL FOR THE SUPPORT!!! SEE CASE BELOW:

'Hello Man Court. I am 30 years old and have been married since I was 18 years old. This marriage was arranged by my family. My husband is also the same age. They said that I would grow to love him, which I do but not in the husband and wife way. After we got married, we or more so HE has been trying to get me pregnant. I have a birth control (BC) which prevents me from getting pregnant for 5 years at a time. I have so far had 2 abortions which he does not know about and before I discovered this BC! We keep going to different doctors to find out what is wrong with the both us and ofcourse, nothing is wrong with us - prlly just me. I am not ready but I don't know how to tell him. Help me?"

Thursday, April 7, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: THIS CASE HAVE A REAL TWIST TO IT. IT SADDENS MY HEART IT'S DIRECTLY A MAN COURT ISSUE BUT FROM MAN INNA IT IS A PROBLEM DON'T? SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Morning Judge Limit. I hope you post my case. This is not really about my man giving me problems or me giving my man problems but it def. involves my man. When I met my baby father, nutten neva did a gwan fi me. Me and him start life together, we build up we lickle shop, me learn fi drive, we keep some dance an mek some money, we build up we lickle house inna di ghetto and fix it up nice an ting. Me all learn fi drive an we buy a lickle putput fi carry we an di kids dem up an down. One night last year, him and one of my really good friends a mouth each other an me no say nutten, till it turn from mouting to real tracing. Me neva intervene me jus tell dem fi dun it. Dem still an continue an jus outta di blue, him say summen wey mussi really hurt har feelings an she chuck him. Dem start grab up dem one another an next ting me know she stab him inna him chest. Him dead a hospital an she dey a jail. Mi world stop dey so an me almost go crazy. Now me have a mix feelings about the situation, at first me was so angry an say she deserve fi go prison when me look an see how she tek wey di only man from me who was good to me and all. Now, me feel sorry fi her cuz me a say him dun dead an gone an she have har life an her kids to live for. NOWWWWWWWWWW hear dis: me find out say she going for bail again an when/if she get bail she a plan fi run way go one small island. I still talk to her family cuz me an her been friends from we lickle bit - sigh - unu help me nuh?"

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: SOMETHINGS IN LIFE NEVER CHANGE! MISTAKES, MISTAKES, MISTAKES - NOBODY NO PERFECT BUT WE MUST ADMIT THAT WE KNOW SAY WE WRONG FROM BEFORE WE MEK DEM! SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Morning Man Courters and Judge Limit!  I just need some REAL advice. When I was about 19 and living in Jamaica, my boyfriend at the time was 35. Yes I know he was too old for me but he did EVERYTHING for me. This man rich cyan dun!! Years and years passed and we drifted apart. I migrated and we never kept in touch. In 2009, I went to Jamaica for vacation and ran into him and went out for drinks etc. We ended up having sex but just that one time. I felt really ashamed and embarrassed because this was my first time cheating on my husband and I felt really low. When I came home, we kept in touch and I later found out that that this man and my father knew each other really well. When me say keep in touch I don’t mean no sex business just as friends etc. Have to admit, this man help grow me and put me through school. Now, my husband and I are doing some business with this man, which means that they are talking to each other and it is tearing me up inside. I was the one who introduced them and told my husband that he was my dad’s friend and I knew him from I was little. My husband is no fool enuh cuz I can tell he is sensing something else. Should I tell him the truth about my relationship with this man? I am very afraid that my husband will leave me esp since he knows the man now and have been talking with him OR should I let it be how it is now afterall, tjhis man and I are done for good – whatever relationship we have now is just business."


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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

MAN COURT IN SESSION; ALL RISE: WHA GWAN MAN COURT?? DEM STILL NO LIKE SEE WE BUT WE NEVA SEE DEM YET!! ABAYYYYYYYYY WE A TALK WE MIND!!

"if someone send u a link of a girl on facebook n say yuh man deh wid di person den days lata yuh man ask yuh fi send a email from him phone n yuh si a bbm pop up from the girl saying 'baby call me' how would u handle it"

Monday, April 4, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: UNU TINK WHEN OLD TIME PPL SAY WHAT REACHES YOU REACHES ME IS A JOKE??? TINK AGAIN - SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good day Man court! Me an 4 of my girlfriends always go away on our lickle vacation once a year – just us gals. Whatever happens on the trips stays on the trips!! And I mean, whatever happens. At first it was just really about having fu, relaxing, shopping and what not. Then, it turned into vacation boyfriends etc. We’ve been making these trips for over 6 years now. We are all very married with children. Most recently, I found out that one of my trip buddy, is sleeping with my husband. Yup – she very much a fuck him. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know if I confront of her she will tell my husband about our trip which means she will be busted too and I don’t know if she already told my husband about the trip and he’s just not saying anything. But me find out say she an me husband well all go pon trip together too – Karma?"


Friday, April 1, 2011

INTERMISSION: GO CBAR GO!!!



Like an ancient river flowing
From the mountain to the sea
So we follow, coming, going
To the wider life to be.
On our course from the source
To the wider life to be.

CHORUS:
Here Sir!, hereSir!, hereSir!, hereSir!
So we answer near or far
Here Sir!, hereSir!, hereSir!, hereSir!
At the call of Calabar

One by one and as they name us
Forth we go from boyhood's rule
Sworn to be renowned and famous
For the honour of the school
True as steel, in our zeal
For the honour of the school.

So today and oh, if ever
Duty's voice is ringing clear
Bidding men to brave endeavour
We will answer we are here
Come what will, good or ill
We will answer we are here.

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: APRIL'S FOOL OR TOM FOOL'S DAY?? LOL OH DI OL DAYS...LAWD CHAMPS TUN UP AN ME KNOW EVERYBODY HAVE DEM FAVORITE SCHOOL BUT RIGHT NOW AN FOREVER MORE CBARRRRRRR ME SAY OHHHHHHH - SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Morning Judge Limit an fellow Man Courters. Judge, me wan you dash out da one yah pon a Friday cuz me wan dip pl dem log on good an proper. Me inna one lickle dilma an need some advice. My boyfren from school days an me link up back. Him live a England an me live a New York. Me still like him an ting but him nah no money an him want me fi come look fi him ova dey. Him nah work, him cyan buy me ticket an him look like him have a chicken farm ova dey to! Anyways, me meet one a Jamaican baller dem over dere (nah call no name) a bay money di Balla a sen on crazy. Him no stop inna me skin fi come look fi him an ting. Ofcourse him sen di $ fi me buy di ticket. Come to find out say him now my fren from school days good. Dat ago look a way if me go ova dey go look fi somebody else don’t? So me spen off di money an him sell him a card. First him did vex but den him calm dung an sen a ticket dis time. Me no know what fi do – me like di 2 a dem but one have it more as a matter of fact din ex one don’t have 2 pennies fi rub togedda. Me feel away yah…"








Thursday, March 31, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: END OF MARCH - DEM SAY A SPRING BUT ME STILL A SEE SNOW - SUMMER DEY ROUN DI CORNER AN BAY SUMMEN - DI GAL DEM A COMPLAIN SAY DI MAN DEM A GWAN LIKE BUBBLE TEA ANO ME SAY SO OOOOOOOOOO - SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Morning man Courters & Judge Limit. 8 years ago, my baby fadda get a buss an reach England. Me an him did live, everyting fine – nutten neva wrong, we neva cuss or nutten. Him call me couple times well but tru me know say him jus reach an him ting no str8 me neva pressure him. The phone calls stop – nutten at all. Me cyan hear from him and di number wey me have fi him nah work. Me say ok – so shall it be an me move on wid me life. When ppl ask me fi him, me tell dem say him ok but not a word me no hear from him but me know say him alright cuz him cousin wey sen fi him used to call fi check up on di kids an sen we a lickle ting from time to time. Bout 4 years ago, me dey inna me salon an see one car pull up outside an di person call meWhen me go to di car a him. Him jus push one bag tru di window say a fi di kids dem an dat him cannot stay him have to go now. Me nah go lie
Man Court
, tears full up me eye. Me cyan believe say a di man dis wey me an him did a plan life a deal wid me so. Couple more times after dat me hear say him come Jamaica wid him wife but me no see him at all eventho him start sen back 1 an 2 tings fi di kids dem but nutten fi me – it still all good. Last xmas now, me get dis call from him outta di blue an him say him a come Jamaica if him can stay over my yawd – my yawd enuh wey my daughter stay a farrin an work an buy gi me. Me say no and hang up but it no sit well wid me at all!! Me feel like me need fi ask him wha me do him so. Man Courters, unu feel like me shoulda leave it alone?"


Wednesday, March 30, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: ONE FINE DAY, YOU'RE GONNA WANT ME FOR YOUR GIRL??!! UNU MUS STOP SIDDUNG AN WAIT PON MAN ESP. PPL'S MAN - TODAY'S MSG DAT! SEE CASE BELOW:

"Man Court good morning. Me need help wid da one yah. Me an dis married man dey fi bout 3 years now. Man pay all bills, rent, hydro everyting cuz me is a girl wey no work. So, anyways, me lose 2 baby fi him since we dey etc etc. me an him have nuff history togedda. Go pon trip go Jamaica an all dese tings. Him all keep private party ova him house an me an my frens dem run up inna dat – good times! Now hear dis, him link me wha day an say him want it fi done cuz him wife find out. Me an dis man neva did a hide enuh – all of a sudden from him tell me dat, di man stop go out, me no see him nowhere – everyting lock off an is like di man gone hide. Him have dis year to year dance wey me an me frens dem always go – so as usual me did a plan fi go dis year too. Di man a come ask me if me really ago go?? Man Court, unu please tell me a wha kinda man dis?? Di man jus start act up strange so – man wey used to gwan like real toppa toppa tun real taste bad bubble tea kmt."



Tuesday, March 29, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: HEAR ME NO MAN, ONE TING WE A PREACH TODAY IN YAH AN IS GOD ABOVE DEM!!

"Judge and fellow Man Courters, good morning! Maybe unu can do a better job explaining dis situation to me cuz me no really understand it and me tiad fi try ‘figure’ it out. 2 years ago when me meet my husband, me neva know say him did involve inna some years relationship wid dis chick. So anyways, I guess di betta hol tell and him married me. Me an me man ova yah so a live we married life an di ex-girl ova dey so an live inna LUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Pon a daily basis ppl a bb me say how dem see pics wid my man an dis girl all over fb bout how him an she dey  yah an him an har dey dey so…me an me man dey a Miami last week an me hear say she an him dey Negril an me wan know how dat. Me nah sen har no msg enuh but it need fi stop. My man say him no business wid har cuz a mad gal but mad me rass. Me smell a rat – wey unu tink Man courters?"


Friday, March 25, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: ORGANIZE AN CENTRALIZE, COME AS ONE! ANOTHER FRIDAY, ANOTHER WEEKEND. WHILE MOST PPL ARE GLAD TO BE OFF WORK, SOME PPL WILL STILL HAVE TO TROD ON TO MAKE ENDS MEET. BIG UPS TO EVERYBODY WHO IS DOING - NO CARE HOW SMALL IT IS - A FI YUH OWN AN YUH WUK FAH!! SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good day Judge Limit and fellow Man Courters. I am writing this on behalf of my mother and I need some ppl to tell me what they think so I can tell her that I am not the only one who feels the way I do. My mother is 62 years old. She looks VERY good for her age. She lives with her common-law husband for more than 25 years, no marriage, and no kids together. They have house car etc together. She has 4 children from a previous relationship, all of which are all grown now and he has 8 or 10 kids when she met him. About last year, she found out that he has 5 additional children all young baby – since dem live together. All me a encourage har to leave him because this situation is pure disrespect and she is a big woman, she nah listen an she is still there. She comes to visit us overseas and she no stop kill up herself fi go back down to him. She call him from here an him say she can’t talk now and dis was her response and I quote “me know say him mus miss me, him nah say it but him mus me, me soon haffi go down’ me nearly pis up miself. Me buy house fi she live inna a Jamaica and she not staying there. I don’t know what else to do. She don’t want to stay here either. All she want to do is hitch up pon dis man yah wey no mean har no good. Can the Man Courters please advised?"




Thursday, March 24, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: SO OFTEN WE TAKE DI LICKLE TINGS FOR GRANTED LIKE WAKING UP AN WALKING AROUND - IN EVERYTING WE NEED TO PUT GOD FIRST - GOD ABOVE DEM!!! SEE CASE BELOW:

Please read carefully me a beg unu. Me ago put it inna point form cuz it kinda complicated and confusing.
1)      I have been with this man since 2007. He pays all the bills; rent, etc. He is really good to me and everything. When me say he’s good to me me mean he’s real good to me. Him all pay a man fi married me an gimme me stay cuz he couldn’t do BECAUSEEEEEEEEEE him live wid him woman Hello Judge and fellow Man Courters. Me having some issues right now and me need some solid advice. an kids. HERE IS THE TWIST....
2)      The man my man pay fi married me fall in love wid me now. This guy is now my husband tho. He is very good looking and everything and him no stop tell me how him love him an need me and that anyting my man a do fi me him can do it too. Him no have no girl jus one son.
My man find out bout my husband feelings fi me an start gwan real bad. Right now me jus no know wha fi do cuz me love my man but me have feelings fi me husband an di bwoy look good wid bow legs an cute up an bare tings. My husband say him ago start go pon date an live him life an me feel away me nah lie. Lawd, me know some a unu ago dun me but me jus want some next ppl point of view.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

MAN COURT COMMERICIAL: JOIN THE GAS FIGHT!!! SEE DETAILS...

The only way we are going to see the price of gas come down is if we hit someone in the pocketbook by not purchasing their gas! And, we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves.
How? Since we all rely on our cars, we can't just stop buying gas.
But we CAN have an impact on gas prices if we all act together to force a price war.
Here's the idea: For the rest of this year, DON'T purchase ANY gasoline from the two biggest companies (which now are one), EXXON and MOBIL. ( USA )

And for Canadians don't purchase ANY gas from Petro Canada ,
Esso or Husky..if they are not selling any gas, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit.

But to have an impact, we need to reach literally millions!!


MAN COURT IN SESSION; ALL RISE: TODAY ME WAN ADDRESS DI PPL DEM WHO WORRY BOUT NEX PPL...WHAT IS DI PROBLEM?? A WHO FAH FAULT YUH NAH TRY OFFA YOURS? JUS WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM? ME A BEG DI RED EYE, BADMINDED PPL FI LOW DI PPL DEM WEY A GO BOUT DEM BUSINESS!! LOW DI PPL DEM MEK DEM TRY - SEE CASE BELOW:

"Hello Judge Limit and Man Courters. From wha day yah a pure war wid me an my babymadda cuz man no like kiss. Man a big man an man grow different star. Me a try show har say man no love inna di kiss up ting an like she nah ansay. She all stop fuck me star tru me say me no wan no kiss hiya. She a cuss say she no suck hood but me a mek she know say, how di time set nowadays, man no wan too be no lick it back yuh see it – man wrong or man right star?"




Monday, March 21, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: WHO MEMBA DI STORY BOUT DI GREEDY DAWG AN DI BONE?? UNU MUS LEARN FI RASS SATISFY!! SEX IS NOT EVERYTING!! SOME A UNU MEK MAN AN SEX GRADUATE UNU KMT..SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Morning Judge Limit and fellow Man Courters. Me need unu help. I am 29 years old and married. About 3 years ago before I got married to my husband but while we were living together, I met a young man online, at the time he was 21 and I was 26. We had an affair and it lasted bout 10 months or so. Me say di lickle bwoy have one a di biggest hood me eva see inna me life!!! I have enclosed a pic of him hood fi unu see wha me really a talk bout. Best time of me life sex wise when me an him was together. Him neva beg me anyting yet and him treat me nice. Now, few weeks ago, me an him get back in touch and me strt get back some feelings fi him BUT now me married an me is a good wife, nah cheat an nah step outside me marriage. Me no know wha fi di – cuz me well tempted!!"


MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: I TRUST EVERYONE HAD A GREAT WEEKEND...ME HAVE A UPDATE FROM DI LADY WEY HAR HUSBAND SPIT PON. MAN COURTERS UNU GONE A LEAD!! DEM BEX CUZ DI PPL DEM A READ WE AN NOT EVEN A GOOGLE DEM - ABAYYYYYYYY...SEE CASE BELOW:

'Hello, Judge Limit. I would like to thank the ppl from
Man Court
for all their advice. Yes, a a di lady wey har husband spit pon. Me say, after me dun read the Man Courters comments, bout 2 days lata, me mek up me mind an say me ago spit back pon him, anyting a anyting. Me saddle up meself, push a knife inna me waist an say to me self jus like di Judge say ‘fuck, fight or funeral’ me a somebody pickney too!! Me walk right ova to him an spit back on him straight inna him face!! Him don’t do a ting but sit dere an wipe it off. Me jus march upstairs and strt pack him up. Me dun decide an mek up my mind say me cannot live in dis kinda disrespect. Him haffi gwan – all if we get back togedda not right now. But me wan say thanks to everybody fi dem comments – unu gimme di courage!!'


Friday, March 18, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: TGIF??? SOME A UNU WEY A BAWL OUT TGIF NOT EVEN NOTICE SAY A FRIDAY CUZ UNU CYAAN TELL DI DAYS DEM DIFFERENT - NON PROGRESSIVE ELEMENTS - GO LOOK SUMMEN DO!! FOR THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH; SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Day Judge Limit. Good day Man Courters. My husband and I are very prominent members in the (edited) church. We attend every Sunday, we volunteer and I must say that we do give pretty decent offerings too. Recently, the church appointed this very young deacon, I say young because he’s younger than my husband, and he’s about 35. Me and him are very chatty and flirtatious. One Sunday while at church, we were in the Pastor’s office for a meeting with the Pastor. After the meeting, me an him stayed behind an a talk and it just happen so. Out of the blue, a me dat pon top a him inna di coach, some positions wey me an my husband neva do fi years now. Me shame, shame, shame so till!! From it happen, I never set foot back inna di church, me sick every Sunday now and every church gatherings me have something else to do. I need some advise on how to proceed from here. Thanks. P.S. I am not older than him either so I am not no cougar. Thanks again."


Thursday, March 17, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: PRAY FI DI PPL DEM INNA JAPAN...PRAY FI DI VICTIMS DEM ALL OVER THE WORLD...KEEP UNU BIBLE NEAR AND GOD INNA UNU HEART - UNU MUST NOT FEAR - DI WORD OF GOD SAY SO NOT ME...SEE CASE BELOW:

"Morning Judge Limit, I read
Man Court
pon a regular – congrats on the job you are doing. Last year after I moved in with my boyfriend, he begged me to quit my job cuz he was making more than I was. I reluctantly quit – BIG MISTAKE!!  All of a sudden, I can’t go anywhere!! He keeps saying he doesn’t have money to support my party life and that I need to be a homemaker. He took away my independence – right now I have a cell phone that HE gave me and I cannot make any calls on it – only to him ofcourse – when him did first gi me me use it up an him tek it way from me like some pickney an say me nah act responsible. Di man a run everyting! He monitors my every move. I can’t drive his car and I can’t take just any taxi, when I want to go somewhere like the Dr and he can’t drive me – HE has to call the taxi – not me. Me cyan tek dis no more. 3 months worth a dis me a bear – so wha day me sneak out to a internet cafĂ©, walk me walk too an fix up me resume and email dem out. Me scared tho say if me get a job me no know how fi tell him. Quite honestly Your Honor, me jus wan get back me own place an leave him alone yah man, me cyan tek dem levity yah"


Wednesday, March 16, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: TODAY'S LESSON IS TAKEN FROM MARY J. BLIGE'S SONG FROM THE MOVIE WAITING TO EXHALE SNDTRK "NO, I'M NOT GONNA CRY, I'M NOT GONNA SHED A TEAR"

"Hello Judge Limit, I am so embarrassed to be sending this in but I have looked deep within and have weighed my options and I think it’s time for me to go now. My husband and I will be celebrating our 2nd anniversary this year but have been together for almost 4 years now. We have been through it, I must say but we’ve managed to still stay together and made a life for ourselves and the kids – a pretty decent one too. I know every couple must have their ups and downs but this incident feels like the last straw and I am at the point no where – I just want to move on and start fresh. We had huge argument couple days ago, he said some hateful things, I said some pretty hateful things as well – some of which I am not proud of. During this particular argument, the man SPIT pon me!! I had our little son in my hands too when he did it. Words cannot explain the hurt, disgust and embarrassment I felt and still feeling. I just walk out of the house. Since then, I have moved into our guestroom and I haven’t said a word to him. I feel like this is the lowest form of disrespect a betta if him did kick me dung! I want out of this relationship NOW!!!"


Tuesday, March 15, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: THIS IS THE DAY THAT THE LORD HAS MADE; RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE SO COMPLEX AN CONFUSING AT TIMES, THAT NO ONE CAN REALLY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT, ONLY ASPECTS AND FROM EXPERIENCE. EVERYDAY SOME 'NEW' BRANCH SPRING UP AN DATS WHY WE CAN ONLY DEAL WID IT ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS...SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Morning Man Courters and Madame Judge Limit. I have a question I would like the court to answer please if you can. Is there such a thing of having “MENTAL AFFAIRS”? I am asking because, I recently found out that my wife has been talking to different men on social networking sites, text, bbm…wherever chatting can take place, she’s doing it. I don’t think she’s ever seen any of these men and she must like the attention she is getting from them. She says she won’t stop because she is not cheating. What do you all think? No harm done or can be done?"


Monday, March 14, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: MY APOLOGIES FOR THE LATE START...THERE COMES A TIME IN LIFE U SEE, WHEN A ONE JUS HAVE TO PICK UP ALL INNA DI MIDDLE IF NEED BE AN MOVE ON!!! NO BADDA WATCH NO FACE - JUS GWAN!! WOMAN MUST STOP BE MAN FLOOR MAT..SOME AUNU NAH TEK TELLIN EDDA ENUH..CHO..SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Morning your honour and Man Courters. This is a very serious case and I need some real serious advice.
My husband and I have been living in a rental house for about 4 years or so now. I have been the only one working and paying the bills. Anyways, I have been trying to save towards buying our own place because our family is out growing where we presently living at. Recently, my husband came into some money that his father died and left him with. I am not sure of the amount but him start looking for house to buy for $5M-7M an say him want to buy it cash. Lawd Judge, me get so excited me start look online an line up real estate ppl out yah...only fi hear him a tell one a di seller pon di phone say his not him wife a buy noting is him cuz him have di money, him jus ask me fi look. So me ask him whyhim haffi a tell di man dat an him start cuss an say him nah buy no house wid no woman a him an him madda ago buy di place togedda so me must stop watch him money. Now Judge, unu please tell me?? Me have a money put down as well maybe like $3M an me join di NHTbut to how me feel right now, me jus wan go ahead an look bout a lickle place fi me an di kids dem myself cuz it obvious me an dis man do not have the same plan. Any advice the readers can give is well appreciated. Thank you."