MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: A GOD WE SAY ALL DAY EVERYDAY!! MINE HOW UNU A TEXT PON UNU PHONE LOL

"Hello Judge and Mancourters. Me inna some hot wata right now an me not even know wey me ago do. Me need some advice. Me man buy me a new phone right, so me mek sure say me delete all a my numbers an pics out my old phone but me neva memba fi tek out di text dem. Now my man phone nah work an him ago gwan use my old phone till him sort out back him phone. Fuss ting di man do when him put in him chip a str8 to di text msging. Anyways, me see him a read up an him nah stop stop read. Den bout 2 days lata him start talk bout some text wey him see inna me phone. Fi tell u di truth, me no too memba none a dem text dey enuh but me know say me is very 'textually active'. Me flirt big time pon my phone but dem no mean nutten. I swear. Me no know how fi explain to him say a jus flirting cuz him still ago get mad pon me - any advice from the court will do"