"Good morning Your Honor and Mancourt. Me inna one interesting situation. Me an me kids dem fadda dey fi over 18 years now and me have 3 kids fi him. We jus start back living together fi di last 3 years or so now. After we first son a 2, we did separate fi awhile fi bout 4 years or so but we get back togedda an have we next son.
Bout 3 months ago, one a my babyfadda fren bring him ‘new’ girl an introduce to we. Me an har link cuz u know tru di man dem a hang on, me an har go chill too – hit up 2 club do di double date ting. Anyways, last week she an fi har man kick off an di start say how him ago tell me bout she an my babyfadda. Di girl start cry now and say it happen 12 years ago an it was nutten – what was nutten?? She an my babyfadda used to fuck! OK Kool. Here my man explanation now: say it happen bout 12 to 13 years ago an dat di girl tell him when she an him fren start fuck say fi nuffi say nutten mek bygones be bygones. Now unu tell me, wha kinda fuckin alliance him gone form wid dis gal?? Me a say him shoulda tell me mek me decide how fi deal wid har. Me nah say me woulda war wid har cuz dat a when me an him did lef but no woman no wan par wid no woman wey dem man used to hood!!"