MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: ONE FINE DAY, YOU'RE GONNA WANT ME FOR YOUR GIRL??!! UNU MUS STOP SIDDUNG AN WAIT PON MAN ESP. PPL'S MAN - TODAY'S MSG DAT! SEE CASE BELOW:

"Man Court good morning. Me need help wid da one yah. Me an dis married man dey fi bout 3 years now. Man pay all bills, rent, hydro everyting cuz me is a girl wey no work. So, anyways, me lose 2 baby fi him since we dey etc etc. me an him have nuff history togedda. Go pon trip go Jamaica an all dese tings. Him all keep private party ova him house an me an my frens dem run up inna dat – good times! Now hear dis, him link me wha day an say him want it fi done cuz him wife find out. Me an dis man neva did a hide enuh – all of a sudden from him tell me dat, di man stop go out, me no see him nowhere – everyting lock off an is like di man gone hide. Him have dis year to year dance wey me an me frens dem always go – so as usual me did a plan fi go dis year too. Di man a come ask me if me really ago go?? Man Court, unu please tell me a wha kinda man dis?? Di man jus start act up strange so – man wey used to gwan like real toppa toppa tun real taste bad bubble tea kmt."