Thursday, March 10, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: OH DEM A WONDER, HOW WE DO DIS NO TRU HATE AN ANGER, NO SPREAD NO POPOGANDA CUZ YUH CYAAN STOP DIS! SEE CASE BELOW:

"Wha Judge, me like di new ting. Yo me say, a jus pure problems my woman a gi me enuh. Braps, me get text from my girl ‘can I see you tonite?’ memba enuh, me an dis B live togedda – so me text har back jus tru me feel say a really me she sen it fah me say babes, you see me everynite wey u a talk bout? No ansa! So text har back an say yo, a u me a talk to enuh B – sh etext back ‘sorry, wrong person’ How she mean wrong person?? So me call har an hear wha she ago say, a one a fi har fren dem a work, did a try text one man an it get sen to me by accident. Me tell har mek me talk to di fren – all now di fren cyan come pon di phone. Yo man a man enuh, big woman ting, like she want me fi hurt har badly!!!"


22 comments:

  1. This is funny. There is no fren and he needs to watch out. If you sent that text by mistake, wouldn't you call your man and be like, baby sorry it was being sent as a joke, etc.
    She is an idiot, i would have spin that so fast, i would have told him that i was just trying to play dirty lol.

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  2. MY YUTE REAL TALK - A DIS DI B A DIS YUH MAN STR8!! WHY SHE/DI FREN NEVA REPLY TO UR 1ST TEXT?? SOME WOMAN A TRY PLAY GAMES AN STILL A LOSE...NO TEK UP WEY UNU CYAAN MANAGE!

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  3. @QUEFA HOW U KNOW SO!! BUT GUESS WHA REACH HAR MAN - SHE PANIC AN FREEZE UP - BRAIN FAWT!

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  4. YOW MI YUTE WAT THE JUDGE SAID, I COUDNT AGREE MORE. MY ADVICE TO YOU MI KNOW HOW THAT MEK YUH FEEL BUT NUH PUT URSELF IN NO TROUBLE FI NO GIRL WHO A DISS YUH DEM WAY DEH, REAL TALK IF U TWO CAN WORK IT OUT THEN DO IT BUT IF NOT THEN SPLIT. IF U TWO LIVE TOGETHER AN SHE MOVE SUH, HMMM.I WONDER WAT HER EXCUSE WUD HAV BEEN IF THE TEXT DID REACH THE RIGHT PERSON

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  5. BWOY OH BOWY, SOME WOMEN REALLY MEK DI SIMPLIEST A TINGS CUZ PURE RAKUS INNA DEM TING - PPL LIKE SHE GI WOMAN LIKE ME BAD NAME!

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  6. Lol can't trust dah ting yah iya ... N e ways some gal tek man fe fool chu de likkle cool she tink she can do whatever she like .... My thing is don't give me an excuse just don't do your crop and tell me nonsense

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  7. BUT A REAL IDIOT TING DIS THO...A COULDA WHO SHE REALLY WAN SEE 'TONITE' BUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

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  8. Maybe one of her friends and they were going to go out to dinner. It doesn't have to be a man. lol. Who knows what he has been doing and maybe she was just trying to get back at him.

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  9. which friend you could ah talk to so?? "can i see you tonite"

    judge - if you want people to come comment on di blog, you cyan juss come wrap it up so fast!

    mi nuh have nothing else fi say...mi ah force miself ya now, just true mi waan flap mi fingers pon mi keyboard.

    certain things couldn't catch me though...principle!!!!

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  10. DATS WHY ME NO TOO LIKE COMMENT ENUH CUZ DEN PPL TINK SAY IT'S A WRAP!! LOL..

    DI MAN GOODA NAH DO HAR 1 TING HAR CARTCHES HOT LIKE!

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  11. FLIP THE SCRIPT FOR A QUICK SECOND IF A HIM DID SEND HAR THE TEXT AND SHE DID A FOLLOW IT UP HIM WOULDA DO THE SAME THING IT MUST HAPPEN TO DEM SUMTIME

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  12. @ANONYMOUS, YUH RIGHT, MAN ALWAYS DO UP WOMAN DEM TINGS HERE FI TRUE BUT LAWD DI MAN SOUN LIKE HIM A HURT MAN LOL

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  13. UNU KNOW SAY, MAN A SOME TERRIBLE BEING?? BUT WHEN DI TABLE TURN DEM START SQUIRM LIKE WORM!!

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  14. u know that i wont laugh,no man this serious.why are ppl giving bun and just act dumb when they get caught.u cant have guilt in ur game as if it were so u wouldnt b cheating.however i am not for cheating but i atleast thought a female wud be smarter with her response but bro u caught her gud. which female is gonna send tht to her friend "can i see u tonight"kmt.wot kinda friend is that ,unleast u tking tht female friendship further? i think it is obvious it is another man and her response confirms tht .dnt bother wait for this "fren' she doesnt exist.whether u r a man or woman it hurt when u catch ur partner in a lie but a life,hush pops.

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  15. That whole story makes no sense. She stated that a frend was using her phone to text someone, how would the person know who the text is coming from. Is not like the text said " hi this is Stacey, i'm using my friend phone, can i see you tonight" this means that whoever she was texting knows who she is/ knows her number and her member (lol). She need fi "square up her argument" (Mas Joe-Unda Mi Nose"

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  16. God Know youth u girl a miss and a matter a fact weh she wudda stay see dah man deh any how????????

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  17. a wey u mean wey she ago stay see di man?? Hello, a woman dem name enuh LOL

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  18. WOOOOIE MI BELLY.

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