Friday, March 11, 2011

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: FRIDAY WE SAY ENUH...WORK WEEK DONE ENUH...WEEKEND DEY YAH ENUH!! BIG UP DI PEOPLE DEM WEY A GO BOUT DEM BUSINESS!!

"Your honor, a bay violation ting!! My girl stay so an a hol a bade an har phone ring pon di bed. Me stay so an jus preps it…fo yuh hear di b ringtone…she a rinse fuck me nuh!! sing an one big black hood come up as di pic. Yooooooooo, di hood look all bigga dan mine. Di name say ‘MINES’…me stay so an hol di phone an start pree di pics dem inna it…a crazy hood, naked pics wid she..mad summen…all dem naked pic dey wid har me neva yet see…me stay so an rrrr check har text an inbox an outbox empty..you yuh Honor..me wan show har di ting but me not even know how fi approach di b star – man feel like me woulda bruk up di phone rasta."


28 comments:

  1. HAHAHHAHAHA @ DI HOOD LOOKING BIGGA DAN URS LOL..YUH SURE DAT IS NOT DI MAJOR PART A UR PROBLEM?? SUPPOSE IT WAS A LICKLE BUDDY AS DI PIC??

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  2. mi waan know wha him do from di time he see that, to the time he send u di message judge. if ah mi, mi woulda spoil him showa...but i assume she done bade and him jussa hold it dung. i would say that 'mines' called and she can galang go look bout hers.

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  3. No sahhhh sandy present here ... my yute what u mean u freaid fi approach har ask her what teh hell she a gwaan wid look yah stop go roun corna u hear me dat mi a tell u..

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  4. SANDY RAYYYYYY!!!

    MAN COURT, DEM TINK WE FOOL?? HIM GOODA CYAAN NOT EVEN OPEN IN MOUTH TRU HIM DEEDS DEM WEY HIM BEEN DOING TOO!! ME CYAAN TINK OF NO MAN WEY SEE DEM STRONG UP EXHIBIT A, B, C AN D AN NO MOVE TO SHE WICKEDLY!!

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  5. RG, YUP!!! SAID WEY ME WOULDA GI HIM DI MSG FALLA BY A BOX, KICK AN TUMP!!

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  6. BUMBAAAAAAT STAR, ME JUS FIND DI SONG HIM SAY A DI GIRL RINGTONE HAHAHAHHAHAHA BY AIDONIA WOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - MY YUTE, BILL!!!

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  7. yu seet judge!! u fi hold it down when u only have suspicions...but when the evidence dehdeh!! mi nuh undastand...dem want di niext man come push him out of di bed and fuck him gyal in front of him??!! cho man...different breed ah man dat. dash whe di gyal...so simple. all if him is a dog too...too much cross contamination and ting...ugh.

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  8. HEAR DI JOKE NOW TOO, ANYHOW A DID MY MAN DAT, ME WOULDN;T BADDA WANT HIM ENUH CUZ MAN TU DAT NOW!! PLUS, SHE COULDA NEVA RATE HIM AN HAVE UP DEM BREED A SUMMEN DEY INNA FI HAR PHONE AN NAME AN ALL DESE TINGS. NO SAH - CALL ME OLD FASHION BUT IF YOU AGO DEY WID A MAN WEY U AGO DEAL WID SO TO DAT EXTREME - CALL IT QUITS YO!! GAME OVA BREDREN!

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  9. quite so...she carry on too skanky and skettlish.
    bout di next man named 'mines' and fuk me nuh as the ringtone and she and 'mines' have naked photoshoot togedda...

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  10. "uhhhh uhh she a bawl pon di buddy head..."
    dah one deh, don't?

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  11. YES RGGGGGGGGGGG BUT SEE HERE - YUH HEAR DI WORDS DEM?? NO SAH LOL HAHAHHAHAH

    http://mp3skull.com/mp3/aidonia_she_mek_me_say.html

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  12. she nuh have no love for 'mines' either...ah juss him big hood she wants up inna har belly!

    terrible.
    LOL

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  13. NO ENUH RG - YOU A GWAN TERRIBLE IN YAH LOL WOIIIIIIIII...

    SHE WANT A KICK!

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  14. Your Honour...Good morning...and mi prayers guh out to all the ppl dem inna di world weh a suffa this morning...

    But pan di case at hand...even if me see less than that inna my man phone mi haul him outta di shower by him balls and confront him some wicked ways...suh this man ya a some damn eeedyat fi siddung dung deh a wanda....and nuh matta wah excuse mi get mi a lefff...BIG BIG rassclawt F'ry that...excuse mi language judge...but dis ya case ya special baaaadddd!

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  15. Why did he even send this in?????
    Listen the girl don't want you, maybe because you a pay the bills she a keep you around, BUT SHE DON'T WANT YOU. You see all the signs but you just a turn a blind eye. That girl is very disrespectful, mi wouldn't even give her a chance to try and tell mi a lie, i would drop her like hotcake. You need fi get yuh self checked. Nasty Gal.

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  16. STICKY SITUATION IYAH, JUSS MEK SURE WEN U APPROACH HER YOU AINT BEEN MESSING AROUND OR ELSE IT WILL BE SENSLESS

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  17. so judge if she did hear fi him fone a ring and look and see a gal front and all these things him woulda a chat bout she a violate him privacy mek him move him rass a gwey him betta see dat rass a hush him mouth

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  18. @CHRISSYPRETTY1...ME GET WEY U A SAY BUT DAT WOULDA MEAN SAY ME AN HIM LEF DEN DOH?? DAT CYAAN RIGHT STAR - ME NO FEEL SAY NOBODY DESERVE DAT EVENTHO ME GET FI UNDERSTAND SAY IS A COMMON PRACTICE FI WOMAN HAVE SOME NEXT MAN BUDDY INNA DEM PHONE ESP. IF DI BUDDY WELL BIG AN FLUUFY!! WOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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  19. HIM LUCKY A WOMAN TIME NOW FI DO MAN DI THINGS DEM...DWL

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  20. BUT ANONYMOUS, DEM KINDA TINGS HERE?? BWOY DEN A SO DI MAN DEM EVIL AN CRUCIAL TO DI WOMAN DEM??

    NO SAH - MAN UNU MEK IT BAD FI UNUSELF - DI PPL DEM NAH FEEL SARRY FI UNU...LAWD!!

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  21. a how court a move so now...mi like how d man dem a rope ee ya now...well same treatment fi dem to.

    Boss man...di girl a gi yuh bun str8888...no question bout it...n she brite too fi have all pic n ringtone like she nuh care (no discretion) u shuda guh to har same time, n show har weh u c, cuz mi nuh tink she can explain that. Ooman a move a way...n d judge nuh like dem tings deh innu...judge u need a blog fi d girl dem weh stay suh (bunny bunny)...

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  22. ha ha ha ha once more ha ha now unuh know how it rass feel when unuh do it to us

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  23. yo judge goodnight as u know england time different

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  24. EASY ME BRITISH FREN - GOOD NIGHT!!

    NO ENUH TRUDI, MAN GI MORE BUN DAN BAKERY!!

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  25. hello everyone,
    reading dis mek mi mad as fck.
    dis rass man a full time idiot or what.. him sound like him wud tek di hood him see cuz him a compare di size maybe him a wanda how it feel cuz she mite react beggin unda fi him.
    on the other hand di gal fi jus go be a public porn star if what dis rass man a say a tru.
    rite now my yute dont need advise bout anything..
    yu need fi go find a new normal woman not a porn star.. or if yu want her still go porn too.
    secondly go get a blood test while yu at it dont try to rid the germs from yu mouth cuz yu mite a swallow whole heep a man pickney just tek a washout ok.
    @JUDGE
    WHEN STUPID CASES LIKE DIS COMES UP SEND DEM TO YOUR RECYCLE BIN CUZ OUR BRAIN NEED NO STUPID TESTING..

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  26. hello one and all, with no remorse and
    after careful reading i came to the conclusion that *TROUBLE NEVA GO LOOK FI HIM A HIM GO LOOK FI TROUBLE, WHAT DONT CONCERN YOU LEAVE IT ALONE,, ABD IS WHAT THIS MAN SAYS IS TRUE DEN:

    DIS MAN IS A FULL TIME IDIOT, THAT FALLS TO BELIEVE WHAT HIM SEE WID HIM OWN A EYE AND RATHER FI HEAR SAY KMT.
    HIM SOUND LIKE A FREAKY MAN WHO LIKE TREE SUM TO BCUZ HIM A DWELL PON DI FACT SAY DI HOOD BIGGA DAN FI HIM, HIM ALSO SE DI PIS A IS LIKE HIM BLIND TO IT AFTA A NU HIM NAME STEVI WANDA.
    DI WAY MI SEE IT MY YUTE YU GOT COMPITION FROM ALL ANGLES AND YU NEED FI GOT GET A NEW NORMAL GIRL NOT A DISCRETE PORN STAR,, AND WHILE YU AT THAT HUNT GET A BLOOD TEST DONE CUZ YU NEVA MITE KNOW,, IF YU GARDUATE OUTTA LIFE A JUS SO BREDDA. DONT WORRY MUCH CUZ MOUTH WASH CANT GET OUT THEM BUILD UP A GERMS YU NEED FI PURGE OUT YU BLOOD OK.
    AS FOR DI GAL MI NO BLAME YU AT ALL CUZ ITS NOT ADOPTABLE ITS A FAMILY TRADITION SO CONTINUE TO ROAM OK.
    ** *******
    KMT KMT KMT KMT. A MAN LIKE YOU MEK WOMAN NO RESPECT REAL MAN

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  27. hello one and all, with no remorse and
    after careful reading i came to the conclusion that *TROUBLE NEVA GO LOOK FI HIM A HIM GO LOOK FI TROUBLE, WHAT DONT CONCERN YOU LEAVE IT ALONE,, ABD IS WHAT THIS MAN SAYS IS TRUE DEN:

    DIS MAN IS A FULL TIME IDIOT, THAT FALLS TO BELIEVE WHAT HIM SEE WID HIM OWN A EYE AND RATHER FI HEAR SAY KMT.
    HIM SOUND LIKE A FREAKY MAN WHO LIKE TREE SUM TO BCUZ HIM A DWELL PON DI FACT SAY DI HOOD BIGGA DAN FI HIM, HIM ALSO SE DI PIS A IS LIKE HIM BLIND TO IT AFTA A NU HIM NAME STEVI WANDA.
    DI WAY MI SEE IT MY YUTE YU GOT COMPITION FROM ALL ANGLES AND YU NEED FI GOT GET A NEW NORMAL GIRL NOT A DISCRETE PORN STAR,, AND WHILE YU AT THAT HUNT GET A BLOOD TEST DONE CUZ YU NEVA MITE KNOW,, IF YU GARDUATE OUTTA LIFE A JUS SO BREDDA. DONT WORRY MUCH CUZ MOUTH WASH CANT GET OUT THEM BUILD UP A GERMS YU NEED FI PURGE OUT YU BLOOD OK.
    AS FOR DI GAL MI NO BLAME YU AT ALL CUZ ITS NOT ADOPTABLE ITS A FAMILY TRADITION SO CONTINUE TO ROAM OK.
    ** *******
    KMT KMT KMT KMT. A MAN LIKE YOU MEK WOMAN NO RESPECT REAL MAN

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