"Wha Judge, me like di new ting. Yo me say, a jus pure problems my woman a gi me enuh. Braps, me get text from my girl ‘can I see you tonite?’ memba enuh, me an dis B live togedda – so me text har back jus tru me feel say a really me she sen it fah me say babes, you see me everynite wey u a talk bout? No ansa! So text har back an say yo, a u me a talk to enuh B – sh etext back ‘sorry, wrong person’ How she mean wrong person?? So me call har an hear wha she ago say, a one a fi har fren dem a work, did a try text one man an it get sen to me by accident. Me tell har mek me talk to di fren – all now di fren cyan come pon di phone. Yo man a man enuh, big woman ting, like she want me fi hurt har badly!!!"