Tuesday, March 8, 2011

MAN COURT IN SESSION; ALL RISE: MORNING MAN COURTERS!! AS USUAL, DIS RACE CALL LIFE IS NOT FI DI SWIFFEST BUT WHO CAN ENDURE IT! NUFF PPL SPEND DEN TIME PRETENDING AN FIGET FI LIVE DEM LIFE - BIG UP DI PPL DEM WHO A LIVE DEM LIFE AN A UPDATE DEM STATUS! SEE CASE BELOW:

"my friend got married at 22, i met her at uni (she is 31 now). har husband was giving her hell and all at the same time i was pre occupied and really couldnt give her any advice.anyhow one day she came to me in a mess saying tht the bastard had moved out with the household things only leaving the bed ,a stove and a tv. mind u they are christian and this nasty boy cheated with a church sister and even prostitutes .all them bag a things he confessed to her ,mi hit the roof and ask her why she didnt ring me or changed the lock when he first left without the things.anyway being friend i encouraged her to get check out blah blah and after a yr the girl got back her confidence and thing.i started telling her to feel out what is out there,b responsible and b a woman.in other words dnt jus go have sex with any body or fall in love easily jus to pray on stuff as she might still be vunerable.christians or not we all need company and u r suppose to know better. Lord jesus yesterday she ring me an say she meet a doctor who is from abroad altho he doesnt sound like it,him like her body etc,took her number and they going out tomorrow.i started quizzing her asking about this new man and was shocked she didnt even know if the man was spoken for or married not even where di man works, since him a doctor den.come to find out today at 10;50pm girl phone me saying she in a bit of bother so i panic and ask her wat was the problem she said the man want to marry her and wants her to sleep over. him mother knows about her and all sort of shit. now look here 2 frigging days ,when jesus took 7days to build the earth, no way i am not buying tht crap.she couldnt really talk according to her as she was at his apartment.so she hung up and i sure send her a text telling her to find her yard.the thing is she believe him enuh .i cant believe this senario and worst it is a nigerian and we know they r con artists.weh u think was i wrong fi any part of this as i was just being a fren,mi really nah judge a person by where they come from but we all know wat is going on.this have all the ingredients of going bad and i dnt want to b blamed. mi really cant believe this trust me.and b4 unoo say mi jealous nuh badda with it."

21 comments:

  1. MY GIRL, YUH CYAAN BLAME YUHSELF FI SHE ENUH...AFTER BEING MARRIED BEFORE SHE REALLY BELIEVE SAY INNA 2 DAYS MAN MADDA AN ALL DESE TINGS...SHE A LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OR WHA MAN KMT

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  2. She needs to RUN. The Nigerian's are known to be con artist. That country is known for Identity theft. She need to RUN, RUN and RUN. You just meet a man and he loves you and wants to marry you, NO WAY. He might even have a wife in Africa and wants to bring her across.

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  3. a grease can dat.. i just type a whole letter and it gone inna the cyber space ,, go back to the ole ting rasta

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  4. licky licky matey ... from time dem a hear bout nigerian men dem nuh learn ..

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  5. dem a run dung name bran man an a get trick inna de process .. man a trick dem inna borrow car ...

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  6. god shoulda claat wid a chimmy mek she learn sense a ole chippy chippy chimmy ... dem nigerian too persistent and bride .. bout sista i'll marry you .. yoouu don't haf to wuk ..i make you make money .. fakk off

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  7. That's what happen to my friend, friend. Bright girl lives in CT. Pharmasist making $75,000.00 year driving company car. Meet this Nigerian girl, he world turned upside doen, had a child with him. He had her move in with him and his family (she was paying the bills), he was driving her car and nat taking care of it, she was loosing weight mi hear seh the son look like poor ting. ANYWAY him *cousin*, femal move from Nigeria and move in with them (the whole family), him mother stop talking to her, him sister start acting weird, the *cousin* act weird toward her and whenever she is in the room , he wont sit close to her or the *cousin*, anyway one day she did some digging and find out seh the girl is no cousin but his wife. She moved out and the whole family a beg her to come back (they want the money) Him and the girl show up at the baby mother house, seh dem what the baby, her brother (Jamaican) had to pull his gun and meck dem know seh dem haffi leave him property. Now the family a send her text, she dem want what belong to dem. CRAZY Niegerians. But mi tell any body, you crazy but mi Jamaican, so me surpass crazy.

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  8. Nigerians should not/never, never, never, never, never, be trusted. Plus common sense, man can just meet yuh and in love with yuh. No sah. Mi know sek me messerable and tan bad suh if a man tell me after even three months seh him love me and lefts get married, either him crazy, or him desperate. Because to know me is to love me and it takes a long time to even break the ice. lol

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  9. INNA DAT DEY STINKIN HOUSE SHE MOVE GO?? ME NO LIKE NIGERIANS CUZ DEM TOO TIEF!! dEM LOVE TELL PPL BOUT INVEST...ON A DAILY BASIS ALL 50+
    EMAILS BOUT SEN $150 TO RECEIVE $2.5 MILLION KMT! BUT JUST TO STICK TO DI CASE, EVEN IF HIM WASN'T NO NIGERIAN, SUMMEN FISHY DEF. GOING ON HERE..

    U CYAAN BLAME YUHSELF FOR TELLING HER TO LIVE JER LIFE - MAYBE HAR HOLE JUS SALT SO!

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  10. @COREY, BABES LOL BARE WID DI I NUH RASTA

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  11. I really don't think that she is "salt", i think that she has just been through alot and is currently looking for that love. These Nigerian mane will give her that false attention and make her feel special but she has to remember to first love herself. She should take time out to get to understand what she wants out of life and not just jump into another relationship/sleep around because she is not going to accomplish anything doing this. I really feel sorry for her.

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  12. setting up urself for nothing but heartache,these Nigerian are crooks,i dnt like them either judge them nasty nuh hell.u see when sum women licky licky and jumpy jumpy they going get sharfted.these men know how to lie ,steal and sweet talk the shit out of u .everything about them are fake as hell everything .until they start asking for loans and stuff they are all for their frigging selves.not even if i am blind i wudnt take up one the way they talk alone ewwww lol no sir.

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  13. I know so many jamaican girls who fall for the kindness os these nigerain men but the kindness only last for a week or two to get what they want ... as dem reach de club man inna dem hayz a tell yuh boootiful sista .. le mi marry yuh .. and dem man tink persistence beat negligence all the time ..

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  14. ME NEVA LIKE DI NIGERIANS DEM CUZ ME CYAAN TEK DI ACCENT...ANYTING WID STRONG ACCENT OTHER DAN MY YAWDIE MAN, ME CYAAN DEAL WID - BRITS INCLUDED!

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  15. ilike american accent anything less a accident ,, i just love when the judge talk every hair inna neck tan up .. she have this sexy voice ,,,

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  16. Good day y'all.

    Dis case jus nuh mek it fi mi...If the plaintiff friend had sent in her own e-mail, things might be different. But she nuh really care bout herself...The plaintiff here did all she could do...She needs to toughen up and prepare to take the "i told you so" stance. Cuz no 31 yr old woman full of life experience suppose to be so careless with her life.

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  17. @COREY, WHICH PART U STAY AN HEAR MY RASPY VICE?? TRY LOW ME YAH LOL...BUT YEA, DI PERSON WHO SEN IN DIS NAH FI WORRY...UR FREN WANT A HOT BOX - CRATCHES TOO HOT MAN DATS WHY!

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  18. judge how u fi really hate the brits no man they r ok.hate on a type of man by how they talk down to their women.50 50 in a relationship anytime it becomes unbalance especially where i am getting least he needs to go or else.u remember the saying"all tht glitters is not gold" emmm.how can u forget how sum of them smell Lward av mercy

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  19. No star...mi understand that the friend is concerned, but me is a firm believer in making people learn the hard way...i do social work and trust me wen i say some ppl just like fi talk and hear ppl recommendations/sugguestions but dem have no friggin intention fi tek di advice...bc why?? at the end of the day a fi dem life, suh a dem alone can decide fi mash it up or live right...leave har to time!!!

    And the Nigerian man ting...him sound fishy bout him want har fi married suh quick, but a nuh everyone a dem bad bc mi kno a few good ones that tek care of them woman and treat them like queen, but as in every culture there are always the few rotten apple that make it bad fi di whole bunch...just saying!!

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  20. U let ur friend know wat u thought ur jus trying to help...shez a big woman n she will learn so...wen shit hits da fan n it will jus b their for her!!!

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