MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: UNU IS A SET BY UNUSELVES! UNU CARRY ON BAD, UNU DO UNU ONE ANEDDA BAD - KEEP DI BIG DUTTY MAN COURT DISGRACE AT A MINIMAL PLS - DO ME A BEG UNU..MINE UNU MEK DI INTERNET PPL DEM COME AFTA ME LIKE RAGGA..SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Day Judge Limit. Me wan know wha fi do cuz me confuse, fraid and comin like me out fi mad too all in one. After 5 years with someone you would think you know this person inside out don't? Well, my man is a big man - 20 years my senior and last nite me jus couldn't believe wha happen when me an him a get it on. Imagine, me an my man claim say we a have sex an si man push him finger inna my B***! Me jump up an say no man, wey u a do an him say him a try summen new. Me say to him, suppose a me did a try summen new an do dat to him an di man say "DAT ANO NUTTEN!!" You honour pleaseeeeeeeee help me, me not even sure if me hear right - di man a say him wouldn't mind if me push my finger inna him B*** don't? Den him a try F*** again, me jus tell him say my vibes bruk enuh cuz me no know wha else him will mek smaddy put inna fi him own. Bottomline (LOL), me need some tips on how to proceed cuz nutten like dis neva happen to me yet enuh an me jus wan hear wha Man Court have to say too cuz me know dem no ramp fi talk dem mind. Bless"