MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: APRIL'S FOOL OR TOM FOOL'S DAY?? LOL OH DI OL DAYS...LAWD CHAMPS TUN UP AN ME KNOW EVERYBODY HAVE DEM FAVORITE SCHOOL BUT RIGHT NOW AN FOREVER MORE CBARRRRRRR ME SAY OHHHHHHH - SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Morning Judge Limit an fellow Man Courters. Judge, me wan you dash out da one yah pon a Friday cuz me wan dip pl dem log on good an proper. Me inna one lickle dilma an need some advice. My boyfren from school days an me link up back. Him live a England an me live a New York. Me still like him an ting but him nah no money an him want me fi come look fi him ova dey. Him nah work, him cyan buy me ticket an him look like him have a chicken farm ova dey to! Anyways, me meet one a Jamaican baller dem over dere (nah call no name) a bay money di Balla a sen on crazy. Him no stop inna me skin fi come look fi him an ting. Ofcourse him sen di $ fi me buy di ticket. Come to find out say him now my fren from school days good. Dat ago look a way if me go ova dey go look fi somebody else don’t? So me spen off di money an him sell him a card. First him did vex but den him calm dung an sen a ticket dis time. Me no know what fi do – me like di 2 a dem but one have it more as a matter of fact din ex one don’t have 2 pennies fi rub togedda. Me feel away yah…"