Good Morning Mancourt. This guy and I have been dating for the past 6 months now. About 2 weeks ago, him find my sex toys stash! Anyways, him ask me why me use dem and say him no understand why a woman would need a toy when she can get di real ting. Me explain that I have been single for a long time without a steady boyfren and das how me please myself. Anyways, about 2 days ago him call me an say him off work early and him gonna meet me at my place, for when me dun work. Me now on the other hand, decided to surprise him an leave work early fi a lickle extra ting, u know.
Anyways, when me walk in, me hear di TV loud loud and is porn a gwan, dat mek me get evenmore excited. When me buss di bedroom door, him inna him boxers alone and him so shocked an him face white like him jus see a ghost! Me jusmp pon him an him a try push me off say him wan go use the bathroom but me wouldn’t let him. Him start get upset an push me off and fly inna di bathroom an slam di door. Me now rush behind him an fly di door – only to see him a tek outta him bottom, my ‘Mr. Skinny’!! Mr. Skinny is my little vibrator that wines 360 times a minute. Now unu tell me?? Di way how me shock, me jus lock back di door an go back on the bed. Him stay in there for a good 30 mins den come out and to my surprise, him start acting normal like me neva see nutten like dat and him even wanted to have sex with me but me jus tell him me no longer feel for it. Him leave di day and me talk to him still but me no want him come back a me place and when me check mi stash too, the “3 balls” one gone!