MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE - ME CYAAN KEEP UP WID DI EVERYDAY COURT GWANINGS SO ME TINK ME AGO NEED SOME GUEST JUDGES FROM TIME TO TIME - SEE CASE BELOW:

Good Day Judge Limit. Me jus ago get str8 to di pint an done. Me feel like me man pon di side TIE me!!! Me an me baby fadda a come from school days. On an off an on again moretimes. One a di mashing up time dem, me start deal wid a lickle man an him treat me nice an so and what a man know how fi please a woman!! Mek me jus tell unu say my baby fadda say him nah go down pon no woman. From me an him dey him neva do dat to me yet. Your honor, me not gwine lie to yuh, from di lickle man start do it to me - it coming like a di ongle time dem dey me eva cum an me nah lie to unu!! Me neva have dem feelings dey yet from me a tek man till now!! Me start a suggest it to me baby fadda but him nah budge so me no stop dash it pon di next man - right now how me see it, me can deal wid an put up wid being broke an struggling but me cyaan deal wid not getting my p**** suck! Any advise??

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ME KNOW ME A SLACKING BUT DIS CASE TUN UP AN CYAAN COOL!!! SEE CASE BELOW:

Good Morning Judge Limit! Me wan you fi post da case ya fi me! Me no know where fi start.sorta kinda...my best friend an har man jus get married an a start out dem lickle life togedda!
Last week me an my main squeeze was in Ochi and I could swear me see my fren new husband wid a next woman - anyways, me neva wan jump to any conclusions so me ping me fren an we start chat it up an me ask har fi XYZ an she say him leave last nite for work in Mobay - so me say maybe is not him. Inna di nite now, we at some the club in Ochi an guess who an who walked in politely?? Ye sme love, him an di same girl me see him wid earlier in di day. I made sure he saw me and him hurry up an come ova to where me stand up an di girl kindly falla backa him an him introduced har. bay hold up on an hug but u can tell say him uncomfortable tru me is dere.
Next mawning pure texts from him a beg me please fi no tell him wife an dat di lady was a coworker an nutten nah happen. Di ting is, I was gonna fish out di story before I says nutten to my fren but it seems to me like him done confess aready an now me cramp up an no know wha fi do - Mancourt me need unu fi help me!

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: IN ALL MY YEARS PON DIS PLANET (which by the way is only 25!) ME NEVA EVA HEAR NUTTEN SO SINFUL AN WICKED SO LACKA DIS A ONE YAH! DEM SAY MAN WICKED BUT DIS WOMAN BITTAH!! SEE CASE BELOW:

Good Morning Judge Limit and ManCourters. I honestly don't know where or how to start. First of all, me an my kids dem fadda live together like 4 years now, an we have 3 kids - him ome wid one an me wid another then we have one together. He is a great father and used to be a great man to me but di relationship done long time! About 2+ years ago, I went on vacation in Barbados and met a man there an we hit it off right from di getgo! I have been back a few time to visit him and on one of my trips - we got married there. Him know say me live wid me kids dem fadda an ting tho. Anyways, me file fi him come live wid me. Me figure say by di time di paperwork fi come tru me an me yute dem fadda would done an so an so. Well, last week, him get di a letter in di mail fi go in fi him visa. Now me a fret cuz me an me babyfadda still 'kinda' dey togedda an inna a way - tings a get back good between we. Lawd me no know wha fi do now.

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: SECRETS, SECRETS, DUTTY SECRETS! UNU MUS STOP DIS WHOLE HEAP A MAN RECYCLING, ONLY PAPER, PLASTIC AN SODA CANS PLS! - SEE CASE BELOW:

     

      Good Day Madame Limit and Jurors. Thanks for your time. Ok, I will to bring this nastiness, a mean wickedness, ahmm jon crow yes jon crow to the courts after proposing to people then only to find out he was only doing dat so he could get in the undies and on top of that, he does not want the person because he is really in love her family member!

Ok, he was looking the girl for about 6 yrs, and the girl finally gave in and was with him for 1yr, only to find out that he was with her family, her cousin yrs b4 that, btw, he was married b4 and cheated on his then wife with the cousin so both him and cousin did even deh b4 he got married to the first wife. Anyways, when both him and the cousin lef and the wife lef, yrs him a look the girl when she finally give and him went to all the pastor tell the pastor sey him want to marry the girl she go talk to the pastor to, and then out the blues the man start hype pon di girl! They broke up fi couple a yrs den went back cus him claim sey him change. One day she an the cousin a talk and the she tell the girl everything sey dem used to deh and a long time dem deh and every now and again them still sex!! Case open...

**SO ME GET IT ME DASH IT OOOOOOOOO**

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: WHAT IS GOOD FI DI GOOSE IS MOST DEFINATELY GOOD FOR DI GANDER!!! ME DONE TALK! SEE CASE BELOW:

Good Day Judge Limit and Mancourters. Maybe the Court can help me shed some light on my situation.Me and my wife has been married for over 18 years now, from we a teenager an ting. Couple years ago, she find a condom inna me wallet an suppose u see how di woman carry on - big man, man haffi saggle up fi anyting zeen. Wha day now, me stay so an kick back cuz a me day off. Start straighten up di place an dem tings dey, wey me buck up pon? Inna wife handbag wey she carry go work di day before - bout 3 boots an all di bag wey 1 a dem did inna. Yo me get bringle!! But me nah too jump up an rail yet - me wan corner har good an propa first - me a ask di court fi dem help. Lickle more.

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: MAMA ALWAYS SAY WICKEDNESS CYANN DONE - SOME A UNU CREATE SOME DEVIOUS ACTS DEN HAVE DI NERVE FI JUSTIFY UNU ACTIONS! UNU IS A SET A WICKED!!! SEE CASE BELOW: ME CROSS!!!

Honorable Judge Limit, Members of the Jury, Court Spectators, a pleasant day to you all. I honestly don’t even know where to really start. My best friend and I have been friends since high school. About 2 years ago, she met and started dating this really nice man – a bit older than she is. After about 18 months into their relationship, he and I started sleeping with each other! Yes, I know we were beyond wrong but what is done is done. It gets better anyways. Two weeks ago, he proposed to me and I accepted. I really love him and he loves me. We want to spend our lives together. We have already started making plans for the wedding, won’t be anything tho. I know I will have a lot of explaining to do, to friends and family but because she is my best friend, I want to be the one to tell her. They never lived together and most of his time is being spent with me. I need some help – sounds twisted? I know. Thanks in advance.

MANCOURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: I AM THE OFFICIAL PRESIDING JUDGE OF THIS COURT AN NO OTHER. HOWEVER, I RELY ON THE PRESTIGIOUS MEMBERS OF THE JURY FOR THEIR EVER SO WORTHY VIEWS AND THAT IS WHY DIS COURT IS A SUCCESS! LET THIS BE AN OPEN INVITATION THAT ANYONE IS WELCOME TO COMMENT ON ANY/ALL CASES POSTED HERE. SEE CASE BELOW:

         Good Morning Judge Limit and ManCourters. First of all, thank you for posting my case. About three months ago, I was walking through the mall with one of my best friends, when I noticed my husband sitting and having what looked like to be lunch with this other woman. As I started walking towards them, he saw me and got up and quickly made his way to the male washroom. I went over and started talking to this ‘other’ woman. She told me that they were in fact seeing each other and that they are just getting over her miscarriage!!!!! At this point, I was livid! I went and knocked on the bathroom door – telling him to come out but he wouldn’t and he wasn’t saying anything so I ended up looking like a loser so I left and went home. He is yet to come home – ALL NOW!! His cell phone is cut off and when I call this other woman looking for my husband, she says she haven’t seen or heard from him either. I don’t know what to do now at this point.