MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: END OF MARCH - DEM SAY A SPRING BUT ME STILL A SEE SNOW - SUMMER DEY ROUN DI CORNER AN BAY SUMMEN - DI GAL DEM A COMPLAIN SAY DI MAN DEM A GWAN LIKE BUBBLE TEA ANO ME SAY SO OOOOOOOOOO - SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good Morning man Courters & Judge Limit. 8 years ago, my baby fadda get a buss an reach England. Me an him did live, everyting fine – nutten neva wrong, we neva cuss or nutten. Him call me couple times well but tru me know say him jus reach an him ting no str8 me neva pressure him. The phone calls stop – nutten at all. Me cyan hear from him and di number wey me have fi him nah work. Me say ok – so shall it be an me move on wid me life. When ppl ask me fi him, me tell dem say him ok but not a word me no hear from him but me know say him alright cuz him cousin wey sen fi him used to call fi check up on di kids an sen we a lickle ting from time to time. Bout 4 years ago, me dey inna me salon an see one car pull up outside an di person call meWhen me go to di car a him. Him jus push one bag tru di window say a fi di kids dem an dat him cannot stay him have to go now. Me nah go lie

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, tears full up me eye. Me cyan believe say a di man dis wey me an him did a plan life a deal wid me so. Couple more times after dat me hear say him come Jamaica wid him wife but me no see him at all eventho him start sen back 1 an 2 tings fi di kids dem but nutten fi me – it still all good. Last xmas now, me get dis call from him outta di blue an him say him a come Jamaica if him can stay over my yawd – my yawd enuh wey my daughter stay a farrin an work an buy gi me. Me say no and hang up but it no sit well wid me at all!! Me feel like me need fi ask him wha me do him so. Man Courters, unu feel like me shoulda leave it alone?"

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: ONE FINE DAY, YOU'RE GONNA WANT ME FOR YOUR GIRL??!! UNU MUS STOP SIDDUNG AN WAIT PON MAN ESP. PPL'S MAN - TODAY'S MSG DAT! SEE CASE BELOW:

"Man Court good morning. Me need help wid da one yah. Me an dis married man dey fi bout 3 years now. Man pay all bills, rent, hydro everyting cuz me is a girl wey no work. So, anyways, me lose 2 baby fi him since we dey etc etc. me an him have nuff history togedda. Go pon trip go Jamaica an all dese tings. Him all keep private party ova him house an me an my frens dem run up inna dat – good times! Now hear dis, him link me wha day an say him want it fi done cuz him wife find out. Me an dis man neva did a hide enuh – all of a sudden from him tell me dat, di man stop go out, me no see him nowhere – everyting lock off an is like di man gone hide. Him have dis year to year dance wey me an me frens dem always go – so as usual me did a plan fi go dis year too. Di man a come ask me if me really ago go?? Man Court, unu please tell me a wha kinda man dis?? Di man jus start act up strange so – man wey used to gwan like real toppa toppa tun real taste bad bubble tea kmt."

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: HEAR ME NO MAN, ONE TING WE A PREACH TODAY IN YAH AN IS GOD ABOVE DEM!!

"Judge and fellow Man Courters, good morning! Maybe unu can do a better job explaining dis situation to me cuz me no really understand it and me tiad fi try ‘figure’ it out. 2 years ago when me meet my husband, me neva know say him did involve inna some years relationship wid dis chick. So anyways, I guess di betta hol tell and him married me. Me an me man ova yah so a live we married life an di ex-girl ova dey so an live inna LUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Pon a daily basis ppl a bb me say how dem see pics wid my man an dis girl all over fb bout how him an she dey  yah an him an har dey dey so…me an me man dey a Miami last week an me hear say she an him dey Negril an me wan know how dat. Me nah sen har no msg enuh but it need fi stop. My man say him no business wid har cuz a mad gal but mad me rass. Me smell a rat – wey unu tink Man courters?"

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: ORGANIZE AN CENTRALIZE, COME AS ONE! ANOTHER FRIDAY, ANOTHER WEEKEND. WHILE MOST PPL ARE GLAD TO BE OFF WORK, SOME PPL WILL STILL HAVE TO TROD ON TO MAKE ENDS MEET. BIG UPS TO EVERYBODY WHO IS DOING - NO CARE HOW SMALL IT IS - A FI YUH OWN AN YUH WUK FAH!! SEE CASE BELOW:

"Good day Judge Limit and fellow Man Courters. I am writing this on behalf of my mother and I need some ppl to tell me what they think so I can tell her that I am not the only one who feels the way I do. My mother is 62 years old. She looks VERY good for her age. She lives with her common-law husband for more than 25 years, no marriage, and no kids together. They have house car etc together. She has 4 children from a previous relationship, all of which are all grown now and he has 8 or 10 kids when she met him. About last year, she found out that he has 5 additional children all young baby – since dem live together. All me a encourage har to leave him because this situation is pure disrespect and she is a big woman, she nah listen an she is still there. She comes to visit us overseas and she no stop kill up herself fi go back down to him. She call him from here an him say she can’t talk now and dis was her response and I quote “me know say him mus miss me, him nah say it but him mus me, me soon haffi go down’ me nearly pis up miself. Me buy house fi she live inna a Jamaica and she not staying there. I don’t know what else to do. She don’t want to stay here either. All she want to do is hitch up pon dis man yah wey no mean har no good. Can the Man Courters please advised?"

MAN COURT IS IN SESSION; ALL RISE: SO OFTEN WE TAKE DI LICKLE TINGS FOR GRANTED LIKE WAKING UP AN WALKING AROUND - IN EVERYTING WE NEED TO PUT GOD FIRST - GOD ABOVE DEM!!! SEE CASE BELOW:

Please read carefully me a beg unu. Me ago put it inna point form cuz it kinda complicated and confusing.

1)      I have been with this man since 2007. He pays all the bills; rent, etc. He is really good to me and everything. When me say he’s good to me me mean he’s real good to me. Him all pay a man fi married me an gimme me stay cuz he couldn’t do BECAUSEEEEEEEEEE him live wid him woman Hello Judge and fellow Man Courters. Me having some issues right now and me need some solid advice. an kids. HERE IS THE TWIST....

2)      The man my man pay fi married me fall in love wid me now. This guy is now my husband tho. He is very good looking and everything and him no stop tell me how him love him an need me and that anyting my man a do fi me him can do it too. Him no have no girl jus one son.

My man find out bout my husband feelings fi me an start gwan real bad. Right now me jus no know wha fi do cuz me love my man but me have feelings fi me husband an di bwoy look good wid bow legs an cute up an bare tings. My husband say him ago start go pon date an live him life an me feel away me nah lie. Lawd, me know some a unu ago dun me but me jus want some next ppl point of view.

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MAN COURT IN SESSION; ALL RISE: TODAY ME WAN ADDRESS DI PPL DEM WHO WORRY BOUT NEX PPL...WHAT IS DI PROBLEM?? A WHO FAH FAULT YUH NAH TRY OFFA YOURS? JUS WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM? ME A BEG DI RED EYE, BADMINDED PPL FI LOW DI PPL DEM WEY A GO BOUT DEM BUSINESS!! LOW DI PPL DEM MEK DEM TRY - SEE CASE BELOW:

"Hello Judge Limit and Man Courters. From wha day yah a pure war wid me an my babymadda cuz man no like kiss. Man a big man an man grow different star. Me a try show har say man no love inna di kiss up ting an like she nah ansay. She all stop fuck me star tru me say me no wan no kiss hiya. She a cuss say she no suck hood but me a mek she know say, how di time set nowadays, man no wan too be no lick it back yuh see it – man wrong or man right star?"